My Thai Wife
😂 Warning: Listening to My Thai Wife Podcast may result in spontaneous trips to Pattaya, an obsession with Ladyboys, and a sudden urge to party on Soi 6 wearing nothing but confidence and questionable decisions. This isn’t your grandma’s travel show — unless she’s into bar brawls, bedroom confessions, and the kind of stories that make immigration officers raise an eyebrow. From the neon-lit chaos of Thailand’s nightlife to the hilarious misadventures of expats trying to find love, sanity, or just their flip-flops, we serve it raw and ridiculous. Whether you're a seasoned monger or just Thai-curious, this is your backstage pass to the wild side of Southeast Asia. 🎙️ Proudly the #1 podcast about Pattaya, where every episode is a cocktail of culture, comedy, and a splash of sexy. Sip slowly — it’s strong stuff
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My Thai Wife
Vampires, Bargirls, Sangsom and Ladyboys: The Full Pattaya Experience
What happens when life takes an unexpected turn and you find yourself building a completely different reality than you planned? Meet Kat, a 29-year-old Californian whose path veered dramatically from Japan to Thailand during the pandemic, creating a life that revolves around Pattaya's pulsing nightlife.
"I was going nuts back home just sitting around," Kat explains, describing his impulsive decision to relocate to Thailand when borders reopened. Starting in Bangkok before settling in Pattaya, he reveals the fascinating economics of expat life—how he lives comfortably on less than $15,000 annually while maintaining a lifestyle that would be unsustainable in the West. "I live cheap," he shares, "even when I'm making money too."
The conversation offers rare insights into Pattaya's bar culture, where manager positions typically pay around 30,000 baht ($850) monthly plus commission. Kat's unconventional schedule—waking at 10:30 PM and socializing until morning—perfectly aligns with what he calls a "night town" atmosphere. "Everything's at night here," he explains, revealing how this nocturnal rhythm actually matches his natural tendencies back home.
We explore his entrepreneurial past breeding French Bulldogs (selling puppies for $3,000-12,000 each), cultural misunderstandings between tourists and locals, and the unique social dynamics that make Thailand's expat communities so distinctive. For anyone curious about alternative lifestyles or considering their own international adventure, this candid conversation pulls back the curtain on the realities—both challenging and liberating—of creating a life abroad on your own terms.
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Hello everyone and welcome back to my Thai Wife Podcast. I'm Mike.
Speaker 2:I'm.
Speaker 1:Ellie, how are you doing Good? We have two guests today. We have the beautiful Pham here again. Pham, this time you have to let us speak, right? Yeah? And we have Kat. How are you doing Good? So you're a friend with Ellie, yeah, I know nothing about you. No, and I insist to know nothing about you. No, and I insist not to know nothing about you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I didn't even tell him who I'm going to invite.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I will tell him as our audience meets you. Oh good, yeah, yeah, yeah. So give me the basics. Where are you from?
Speaker 3:I'm from California. I'm a cat from California. Been here. What three and a half years DTB. No border runs most years, but not anymore DTB okay. Now my visa, now my education, oh education, okay, perfect.
Speaker 1:What are you learning? Thai?
Speaker 3:Supposedly apparently.
Speaker 1:You are learning Three and a half years. I will surprise if you cannot speak any Thai. Thai, yeah, supposedly, apparently, you are learning Three and a half years. I will surprise if you cannot speak any Thai. Nothing, really A little bit.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:I'll leave you and speak Thai in the back room.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I'll leave you in the back room. Close the bar. You're wearing the bar, believe me.
Speaker 1:I stayed with my ex-wife for eight years. Most the Thai language and the Isan language I got from her are like bad words, Like I know all the bad words. Yeah, yeah, that's all I know All the worst shit.
Speaker 3:you could say, okay, what brought you here? I actually wasn't supposed to come here. I originally was in Japan before COVID, so I went home during it. How long were you in Japan? I was there for like five months. I was going to go back, I was waiting to go back. I was going nuts back home just sitting around. You know, right after COVID I was like all right, what's open, like right now? Oh, thailand's open, okay, cool. And I left. Like two weeks later I didn't know anything about it. I just came, okay, straight to Pattaya. No Bangkok, I was in Bangkok for like the first six, seven months. Just Bangkok. Like I loved it. It was great. It's just better. It's more dirty. Japan, essentially, is all.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I never been to Japan and I'm telling everyone like it's my dream, I know I can do it. I used to know that before COVID, before COVID, I can go there. But like I'm a real foodie you can see that but I'm a real foodie and like Japan is like Japanese food is like high tier. For me it's the best thing it was good.
Speaker 3:Everything I had there was good. I mean it was all cheap too, Like people say it's expensive and shit Okay.
Speaker 1:And how, like you came to Thailand, you stay there. You stay in Bangkok for six months.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then I was coming to Thailand to visit, like on the weekends or whatever. I'd come over, okay, and then I just ended up staying and staying and worked in the bar and all this don't say that I will delete it later.
Speaker 1:No for you, oh for you. I'm trying to make sure you don't have any problems. Like you know, it's illegal. Oh so you visited the bar? Yeah, which bar you visited the bar? Yeah, which bar you visited.
Speaker 3:I was a frequent Frequent there in the bars Soysauce, mostly. You know around there which bar, which one was your main bar. I started hanging out mostly at Goodfellas Okay, that was like a while ago, yeah and I did, like you know, nightwish and the whole round circuit and all that.
Speaker 1:It was fun and like by hanging out with the bar. This is your main income. Yeah, okay, so you're making shit money.
Speaker 3:basically, that's being no money, making nothing. You leave with what you can I have a friend.
Speaker 1:He was applying to become a manager. They offered him not in Solistix, in Soyedukey. Okay, 30k Standard, yeah, plus 5% if you reach 1.3 million.
Speaker 3:That's not too bad, though. At least you get an offer of a percent.
Speaker 2:Most of the time, you don't get anything. That's really not the case at the same time they should be able to make 1.3.
Speaker 3:It's not the same as Well. It depends what he's working on. Is it a bar? It's a small bar, One unit.
Speaker 1:One unit, a small bar, six ladies and a pool table in the middle, which made it even smaller. No, everywhere there is a pool table, but like it's hard, you know it's really hard. Yeah, it's a known bar. I will not say the names, but the owner have two bars and he was looking like one next to each other and he was looking for a manager for one of them. So, my friend, applied.
Speaker 1:But he told me that he's not sure they will even pay the percentage if even he reached that, because there is no contract, there is nothing. They rarely do.
Speaker 3:They rarely do. Yeah, and it's not. Yeah, it's not uncommon, yeah, it's like 30K standard just about nowadays, and then usually it's just 30 in commission. Now, especially on soy steaks, just 30 on commission. Really 30 on commission, yeah, which is nothing.
Speaker 1:Depends how many friends you have.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you get drinks. I mean, you get drinks every day. I was eating good drinks, but you know the hangout it's. Let's say, even if you make 100 drinks every month, oh you make more than that well, the issue is you're doing like 20-30 shots a day, so you're killing yourself for like a grant you try to make sure those shots are not you gotta do the real shot. The girls can cheat it, the guys can't cheat it.
Speaker 1:You don't think about what happened five years from now.
Speaker 3:It's not exactly a long Thought process job.
Speaker 2:Even me. I don't cheat on the shot too.
Speaker 1:You're a fucking alcoholic. I'm joking.
Speaker 3:It's a joke, it's a perk that comes with the joke.
Speaker 1:Come on, I'm joking, but I've, I've saw you know what, because I've seen how drunk you can get. I know you are not alcoholic, because alcoholic don't get that drunk, they just no, they just like sleep before, like they faint even before they reach that point. So you're not alcoholic yet you are just really like to drink.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I just love it okay.
Speaker 1:I'm not a big drinker, for example, like if I would decide one day to be a frequent visitor to a bar. Let's say like that I will not drink that much, like my main income will not be the commission over there which is it has to be.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's, that's how the job is, it's just it's not good, you know, there is a place that will not say the name online, like when we are live. I can tell you later. But there is a place on soy boau that I know that is looking for a manager. It's a go-go and they're paying 50 plus three percent without any goal. Wow, yeah, yeah, and it's a big google, like it's always full. But the the reason they are doing it? Because it's kind of a money laundering business and they need a phone to guide. That's how I want to do that.
Speaker 3:That's how. That's how. That's how yeah I believe it.
Speaker 1:You know which, which place I'm talking about. So they pay a lot of money because they want to make sure they have someone that if the problems will come, they can put on him all the problems yeah, looking for the ghost yeah, so it happens to people okay, so you were, as we said, frequent visit to bars. You are still doing that. No, so what? I stopped a while ago? Just no, what's your income now? Like how I saw it a while ago? No, what's your income now? How do you make money?
Speaker 3:Good question, that's it. I'll let you know when I figure it out. Okay, right now I'm just chilling right now. Okay, but I do, is it?
Speaker 1:expensive to live here? No, it's not. It depends Also, especially for people that came from Western countries and had some savings, especially for people that came from like Western countries and had some savings, like I guess you can live here pretty good around, like if you have around 15K, I mean USD a year.
Speaker 3:Oh easy, oh yeah, I live on less than that comfortably, really Less than that. Yeah, okay, I live, even if I'm making like when I'm making money too, I live cheap.
Speaker 2:Like how cheap.
Speaker 1:You have to ask him like what?
Speaker 2:his daily… daily…. Excuse me, host number two.
Speaker 1:You can ask him also. Okay, so….
Speaker 2:No, because we are friends. I was like whether you could ask because like… Okay, wait, wait wait, I'll play your game.
Speaker 1:I'll play your game, okay.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 1:I have a question for you, so I'm very interested you know what is your daily routine like. How do you spend your days?
Speaker 2:ah, is it true?
Speaker 1:are you a shy guy?
Speaker 3:no, I'm not shy at all, it's just, you know, I wake up at like 10 30pm pm.
Speaker 1:yeah, I go hang out with I was just going to give him a compliment. Wow, that's really early 10.30 that's amazing. I wish I would wake up every day 10.30.
Speaker 3:Then you set the PM and, like I, have a different look at you and then I go and hang out in a spot close to my house, kind of near 26 the girls I know we go hang out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the girls stuff, I go and we go hang out, friends of you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the girls and stuff.
Speaker 3:I go and we go hang out and it's oh, exposed the place, it's already exposed.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh, you got the stalker I forgot.
Speaker 1:Really you have a stalker. Yeah, we will come to it later.
Speaker 3:But it's good, I go hang out there and we drink and snack. So yeah, I play games, play Uno, till morning and then I go home and I go to bed. That's his life. That's especially the daily routine.
Speaker 2:You're going to see him eat at like a little yeah, but he's very skinny. How old are you?
Speaker 1:29. 20?, 29. 29. Okay, so, yeah, he's very young, he's very skinny. How old are you? 29, 20?, 29, 29, okay. So, yeah, he's very young, he's very skinny. I can see like you don't have any like extra weight on you, so no, no, I mean the only thing that he's drinking alcohol. That's the only like. Yeah, it's good for you smoking, also smoking occasionally. I'm not smoking cigarettes Weed, no Good, okay, no, I don't smoke weed, okay, it's too strong for me. Now, really, the weed here? Yeah, you came from California.
Speaker 3:I know it's strong for me there too now I used to smoke in school a half a puff and you're done and avoiding everything, I try not to even A drink. I like to drink Really. Yeah, so you even drink. I'm repping the brand after all. Oh, that's your brand. No, no, no, thanks, tom. Yeah, I know, thanks, tom, that's my brand, that's your drink.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that's.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I'm more like a vodka person yeah, yeah, that's Thai whiskey aka rum yeah aka rum.
Speaker 1:It's good. You know, I tried it because so I'm living here right and I don't want to spend that much on drinks so.
Speaker 1:I tried to mix it with every possible mixer. I tried the fucking nippo. I tried to mix it with every possible mixer. I tried the fucking lipo. I tried the Red Bull. I tried the Schweppes. I tried the Coke. Did you try apple juice? I cannot drink apple juice. That's the best comment. I have a story about it if you want to hear. So. When I was like 15 or 16, me and my friend wanted to get drunk and we had a party and everyone like it was already five in the morning, everyone was already drunk and me and my other friend we had a one liter bottle of close bottle of the shittiest tequila you can buy. So back then it cost like one and a half dollar a liter Nothing, yeah, and a two liter bottle of apple juice. So we took one liter out, we put the tequila in, we drank all that and since then I cannot drink apple juice like I will throw up immediately because we had the worst. Yeah, it was so much.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like I can't drink. Like crack it now you don't have like any alcohol.
Speaker 1:You cannot drink because you it made you throw up.
Speaker 2:So much before no.
Speaker 1:Really, oh no, I don't really have that.
Speaker 2:No, I have something that I really, really don't like, but if I have to drink it, I actually can. I can, but I would be like so apple juice?
Speaker 1:Apple juice I cannot, but I tried everything else. I even tried with tomato juice. Okay, I'm not joking, because I thought sangsom is not tasty and tomato juice is like very delicious in my opinion. In my opinion, sorry, and tomato juice is very strong in its taste so I thought even that will be better.
Speaker 2:No, Because, from my opinion too, samsung for me can go only with the apple juice.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:The best.
Speaker 1:So I cannot drink it. That's the problem. So I I tried. Normally I drink all vodka shweps. Now or when I feel like a pussy, I drink like a Smiley Vice, which is, by the way, so cheap now in the bars it uses 100 baht, really yeah, no.
Speaker 3:I don't see 100 Delirious is 100 baht well, I mean, every Dray Gong Shai Kung is a lot cheaper 69 is 120 baht, which is still okay.
Speaker 1:120 is kind of, which is still okay, yeah 120 is kind of.
Speaker 3:120 is cheap for a spring off.
Speaker 1:I thought yeah, so, and if I drink, let's say, vodka, schweppes, manal, it would cost me 150. So those are my drinks right now. I wish I can drink Samsung. For how much do you pay? 80 baht, 80 baht, yeah, I used to the drinks. Right now, I wish I can drink sangson for like how much you pay?
Speaker 3:80 baht. Yeah, I used the bar. I used to go to all the time. Uh, every day it was like 50 baht even if I speak, it's like 46, 90 buttons, that's.
Speaker 1:That's good price, the ones I got. Maybe I need someone to force me. You know like I paying for you, you can learn anything else.
Speaker 2:I'll work in the bar you know I was you know, with what we can try today with grass oh, I heard you say with grass.
Speaker 1:I thought you meant like okay, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry my fault, not your fault. Okay, I will try today again, but last time when I tried it it was in epic bar. You know epic bar, yeah it's just like you know, okay, you know epic, but no, you don't know, so that's good for you. Epic bar is a bar that just starts to get people around five in the morning it's near so excited you know so excited.
Speaker 1:Just start to get people around five in the morning. It's near so excited. You know so excited. Okay, so it's near so excited and it just start to get people in five in the morning.
Speaker 2:People stay there until noon to.
Speaker 1:I guess that's a fun. Everyone is already drunk. There are some problems about this bar which I cannot disclose right now on the camera, but it's a very cheap bar and all the drunk people like it's a mix right, they don't have stuff by their own. So all the ladies and ladyboys and the drunk farangs coming back from juju and just want to play pool basically it's a small bar it's the drunk Farangs coming back from Juju and just want to play pool. Basically it's a small bar, it's not big but aircon, so it's nice and we go there a lot. So I'm the only one that actually not drinking, that actually drinking expensive alcohol over there.
Speaker 3:Everyone just sang some and beer. I don't know how expensive it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sang some and beer, Sang some and beer. And I'm like, can I have vodka Schweppes? And everyone look at me, oh, he's got money, you know, because it's a cheap place. It is a cheap place.
Speaker 2:And most people just drink the sangsom.
Speaker 1:You should try it one time. This place, it's a nice place, you don't agree?
Speaker 3:It's an interesting spot, I'm sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but sometimes I used to wake up at 9 in the morning. I have nothing to do. I go at Big Bar. I know there will be people over there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's always people there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so my problem with there is, like what kind of other things people do there in the toilet, because I try to avoid it.
Speaker 2:Okay, we don't have to say that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a known thing. Yeah, it's very known, yeah, so I try to avoid it, but this is one of the best spots for the morning and I'm surprised I never saw you there.
Speaker 3:I try my best not to go. Usually by the time it's night, in the morning it's probably time to pack it in. For me, sun comes out.
Speaker 1:Now I understand your eye color you're a fucking Sun comes out, I go home. Oh no, Now I understand your eye color. You're a fucking vampire. Well, this is just a coincidence.
Speaker 3:I just wanted to make a funny comment but yeah, no, it's a good color.
Speaker 1:Fam was supposed to wear one today, but she forgot. I forgot. Yeah, yesterday she came like a vampire. Really. Everyone like it was nice. Even Michelle was teasing him about it. So now you're staying here. How do you know Eli? Just from the street. It's a matter of time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we have this group. Okay, a while ago now, and there is something between you guys, I can say we made the firm because he's one of the people when we start to open it want to open a new firm. He's one of the group friends. He's helping on the design, designing the logo and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you're a logo designer.
Speaker 2:So he's part of the designer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do push it on site. Okay, so he's also part of the designer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do push it on site. Okay, so he's also part of the builder group. Started group.
Speaker 1:I understand. So this is how you know each other. Yes, and now you start hanging out.
Speaker 3:It was a while before that, actually before that, before the bar.
Speaker 2:No, no, it's in the same time that they try to recruit you.
Speaker 3:I don't know. It was one time earlier.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, like two years no.
Speaker 2:No, like a year.
Speaker 1:Like a year A year and a bit yeah, so not that long.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And now you're hanging out in the same room.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, and you woke up at Hell's Sofa today. If I understood correctly, you slept at Hell's no we didn't.
Speaker 2:I went in the same house. Oh, you are living together. Yeah, we are housemates Really.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh, how many other people are there?
Speaker 3:I don't know just one, but not home right now, so it's just me and her. Okay, so you've met before. Yeah, I've.
Speaker 1:Not a good one. Okay, so I'm the only one that never met you. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:I don't want to say anything, so you can see.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's interesting.
Speaker 2:No, I'm happy to know New people, yeah yeah, yeah, that's good, I'm happy.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to adjust myself to understand the situation. So you are living together, yeah, for okay, you are a roommate, okay, no, no, I'm not. You're a roommate, yeah, and like two bedrooms four bedrooms, house two floor four bedrooms.
Speaker 2:Actually, it's not really four bedrooms, I feel like, because the one that he choose it's like a cave. He like it because it's dark and it's like I think that one is supposed to be a storage room, but I need to throw the bed in. This is my cave, the dungeon, there's no window on it.
Speaker 3:It's right in the back of the house, so it's like there's no sun exposed to the room anyway, I feel like I'm rendering the vampire. It's great, oh I sleep in the day so it's Well, I sleep in the day, so it's like really dark, this light over here that shines on, you are you.
Speaker 1:Okay, your skin is hot. It's hot Besides that. Okay, and before we had a small chat, like I know, if you don't want to say I can't cut it later, but also you're part of the same, like want to say I can cut it later, but also you're part of the same, like I will say, community, because the ladyboy community is not only people that go with ladyboys, but actually that know the guys, so you're also part of it. I never met you anywhere, so it's surprising.
Speaker 3:We talked about it, but I used to go to the striker all the time we stay out there often.
Speaker 1:That was a while ago. The first experience with I'm not mean only fucking, just knowing Ladyboys was here in Thailand.
Speaker 3:No, it was back home. I knew friends and stuff back home yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, Well, you're from California, so it's more open over there.
Speaker 3:I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah. Quite a friend of me, you know they went through their whole thing. That was online for more than anything.
Speaker 1:But yeah, okay, I want to play, play games and stuff. Okay, so you're more comfortable, like not more, but you're comfortable enough, like, to not consider them as like, oh, let's just not no because no, because we we had this from before that something like no, like they see them as a kaboom thing or fetish even, which is kind of weird. They don't even see the person behind it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know that one is a bit too bigotty to be like oh, you're a little boy, oh you're a little boy, yeah, but for foreigners, especially if more conservative countries, right, yeah, yeah, especially immediately for them, like I can.
Speaker 1:I can tell you a very interesting story happened to me three days ago. So I was in 69 and it was like almost four in the morning, the bar had people, so they keep, yeah, and there was some drunk guy who like wandering around the street and they saw, okay, the one guy, let's pull him in. And he was like completely clueless, like wandering around the street and they saw, okay, the one guy, let's pull him in. And he was like completely clueless. He would just, oh, I'm in a ball, okay, and he having a drink with a lady boy which is very, very feminine, yeah, where a newbie wouldn't be able to tell yeah, and he's from like UK, it's his first time in Thailand, he came two days ago and he's there like sitting, and all of a sudden I start here screaming what the fuck, what the fuck, no way, no way.
Speaker 1:I knew already what happened and I wanted to make sure you know, some of them can turn aggressive. Luckily he wasn't, he was nice about it, but he was like he was so shocked. And then I called him to my table and say, okay, sit here, I will explain to you what's going on, because you are a bit drunk, yeah, so this is a ladyboy bar. Wait, wait, all of them ladyboys. Yeah, this one ladyboy, this one, like he asked me and then, like he tried to calm down, even take one of the ladyboys hand like kiss her, to show me that he's okay with that. I say, brother, don't worry, no one will rape you. Like just drink your drink, enjoy your time. Like yeah. And then one of the ladyboys there, she's like more aggressive than everyone, so she just pulled her cock out and started like doing these two things and he was like he couldn't take his eyes off her cock, but it's still like he was so scared.
Speaker 1:I saw like he was sure he's going to get raped and I tried to tell him no one will rape you here.
Speaker 3:You need to pay money in order to make someone rape you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so and well, it depends on the situation, but I have a story about it also, if you want, but maybe better to say it off camera. So he was there for about five hours no, not five hours. Three hours Around. Yeah, around seven. We fucked off the next day. He sent a message when are we going again? When we fucked off the next day, he sent a message when are we going again? When are we going? He enjoyed it so much. The environment, the environment and I. I keep telling it to people that don't know go to Ladyboy bars. It's so much more fun than Ladyboy bars. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, no need to be sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm agree, it's fun, more energy it's craziness, the craziness of it.
Speaker 1:You know, it's like I explained it to my friend the other day. They are acting like five year no, not five like 12 year old boys. What do I mean? They're always grabbing each other like they're fucking, always like smacking each other balls. You know taking each other balls. You know taking each other shirt, just rubbing the hair. It's like 12 year old boys playing with each other you know?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's fun. It's fun to look String of words, what? Now? Okay, I'm not mean in the pedophile, I mean how they act. Yeah, know how they look. Most of them look much better than even the ladies. They look pretty vulnerable. Yeah, most of them look much better than even the ladies. And he was so shocked she like pulled her tits out, the other one and she has one of the best tits in Pattaya. It's a known lady boy. I will not say her name if you want I tell you later the best tits in Pattaya. And she was like and he was like can I touch, you can do whatever you want like very scared the best teeth in Padre and she was like and he was like can I touch?
Speaker 2:I said you can do whatever you want and he was like that, Like very scared to touch, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what he thought will happen, but it was my first time experiencing someone that new.
Speaker 3:Yeah Well, I mean, I was used to seeing all the new ones very often, but guys get the same way, even with the girls they're like I don't know, can I?
Speaker 1:usually do, guys that I knew that go with the girls. They're like I had a story, I told it before. I will not repeat it, but many of the my friends that came here to visit me or we went together here before they were so aggressive with the ladies. Oh, they were aggressive Because in their mind, oh, it's post-its, like I can do whatever I want, yeah, and I told them like no, brother, what are you doing? You, brother, what are you doing? You cannot like. I will just give you an example. So we he went to a bar in Soi 6. We went there together. We've been there for an hour.
Speaker 1:I bought drinks for me and for the lady that was sitting with me right of course she didn't buy, bought a drink for his lady but immediately tried to finger her and stuff like that. You know what the fuck are you doing.
Speaker 2:He doesn't get how it works, yeah if I say the customer doing like that to my lady I always say if they not give you the drink, don't go to the table of course, except they call you in for the drink, then okay no, you can come say hello yeah, if they play like too aggressive, I will go in right away, just like please be a little bit gentle so I told him listen, you cannot do that.
Speaker 1:And we moved a few bars, every bar. He did that and then I just said no, I'm going. He was 29 back then and then I just left. I tell him I'm not staying with you if you're acting like that. Ok, fuck off, you can go. Called me an hour later. He had a black eye already, like someone punched him.
Speaker 3:he was looking for trouble, is what it sounds like, and he found trouble. That's the only time you find trouble in this town, anyway, if you're looking for it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I'm just trying to say I never experienced and you guys that come here are afraid of the girls.
Speaker 3:I've seen it plenty of times. Usually the aggressive ones like that. They're usually like young english guys, stuff like that. They're always okay. Yeah, but there is the stigma, there is the stigma against the english guys here, which also I.
Speaker 1:I think it's like maybe a cultural thing, that they also consider everyone here as a prostitute maybe, and they think immediately.
Speaker 2:I think this is true.
Speaker 1:Like I never consider anyone as a prostitute. Yeah, you are having sex for money, but like that's Thailand.
Speaker 2:You're not a prostitute.
Speaker 1:This is just like like back home. I'm saying, oh, I'm a web designer. Oh, yeah, I work at the bar here. You know, it's so normal here, yeah that's right. So you cannot consider them as prostitutes as you think back home, which, back home, of course, they are more like yeah, you go with the prostitute, it's to finger her, fuck her, whatever. Here it's different. Here you have more the girlfriend experience, would you agree?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it can be.
Speaker 2:You can buy anything you want, really yeah but not just like you buy one drink and then you can just choke her to almost date or like slap her ass until it bruises, like that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, those are the people that get too rowdy, yeah if you want to do that?
Speaker 1:just go to a ladyboy bar.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's usually young guys. They get too rowdy.
Speaker 1:The old guys never do that. The old guys are just looking for the young girls normally, which is also disgusting. But okay, no, I mean like 60 old guy with someone at her age is not disgusting, you don't agree with that?
Speaker 3:They're at the end of the road. I'm doing whatever they want.
Speaker 2:I still have another guy look, Maybe he's still looking good but it's not me.
Speaker 3:She's asking what he looks like. She said I understand.
Speaker 1:I understand exactly what you're saying. I'm going to counter her the average looking six-year-old guy that's coming to Padre.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't see one more handsome yet, of course of course not.
Speaker 1:They are normally overweight. Back home no one really looks at them, or they are divorced. You know exactly which guys I'm talking about. And then you see them hanging out with the most beautiful girl or lady boy that you ever seen hell yeah, oh yeah, that's generous, can't hear that?
Speaker 2:hell yeah, I can't hear that in a row my ex, my ex, yeah, he's, he's, he gets a good one that we kind of he's enjoying all those days being kind of jealous of it, you know wait, let's separate things, okay.
Speaker 1:I'm not talking taking health for a short time. I'm talking about getting into relationship with health.
Speaker 3:Yeah, weird, I know most of the girls are jealous jealous, weird Most of the girls are jealous. I'm not jealous.
Speaker 2:I'm not jealous on the lady that get a guy, I'm jealous on the guy that get a beautiful one.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then the guy usually has money. The girl is well off.
Speaker 1:I should change my perspective. Probably. I don't think it's an issue. When I met my ex, she was one year younger than me, which was okay, you know, and we knew the same things. We have like things in common. How old are you Now? I'm 39, 30. I'll tell you that 29, almost 30. Let's say she was 29. Yeah, she was also working in a bar in Svevokau. We met each other. Then we moved to Buriram together for a while, then Korat for a while, and then we moved to Buriram together for a while, then Korat for a while, and then we moved to Israel and we stayed. She's still there, like, yeah, and I'm here. So she's still there. Yeah, she's working.
Speaker 1:She's like actually a pretty known chef in Israel, okay, thai chef before she knew nothing. Like she came to Israel, she Thai chef, thai Before she knew nothing. Like she came to Israel, she like you tell her how to fry an egg. It was difficult for her. And then one of my friends own a restaurant, a Thai restaurant, and no Thai people work there. So I asked him listen, like someone is coming to stay with me, like she's kind of my girlfriend back then Can you give her a job? He say yeah, yeah, she have a permit. I say, yeah, she have everything. Okay, every day for three months. I'm going to kick her out. She don't know how to work. I'm going to kick her out. She don't know how to work. Say, give her a chance. Give her three months, please. Three months, he call me. I want to that like she's the best walker I have.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah no, it's like they work when they when they work, yeah, when they like like thai people, they work good. Well, I mean, yeah, they show up, they wake up they like to sleep.
Speaker 1:I mean, otherwise I don't know, I don't care. Yeah, I will not hire you for anything if you wake up at 10, 30, but you know well it works out here. Everything's at night up at 1030,.
Speaker 3:But you know Well it works out here. Everything's at night. You know what? I agree, it's a night town. Yeah, it is a night town. I like it too, because I was always the same schedule back home. I was always up late, late. I've always been up at night.
Speaker 1:What's your occupation back home?
Speaker 3:I did a bunch of different stuff back home. Last thing before I left, I was breeding dogs. Okay, what kind of dogs? French Bulldog Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I did that for a while before I did a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3:So you can make money out of dog breeding. Yeah, yeah, really good money. It depends what kind of breed, depends what kind of dog. But like French Bulldog is like a trendy breed where they were at the time, especially something that you can do here. Oh yeah, there's people do here, okay, don't make as much money, like we're making money back home. But like now it's like it's shifting the different breeds stuff. You know that's more like micro bullies and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:My friend used to have a female Bull Terrier Bull Terrier which is a very popular dog in Israel. Like those dogs, yeah, the problem with them is that they have a very short life, very short life, like eight years, nine years maximum, and they die.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the French bull terrier still exactly live the longest Because you know they're.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know they still exactly live the longest they because you know they're. Yeah, I know she was because she was a female. So he used to get like he need to find like another dog to like breed with her. Yeah, and you give the owner of the male dog one of the puppies and he keep all the other puppies. This is the deal.
Speaker 3:That's a pump back deal. Yeah, so yeah, that's common the puppies. This is the deal. That's a pump back deal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, it's common and they sell for, let's say, $1,000 each. Our source is way more than that. Yeah, but he don't have any like documents about her. She's pure and everything, but no documents.
Speaker 3:The documents are what makes it. Yeah, you need to have the papers how much like a bull terrier. Go back there a bull terrier I have no idea, I don't know. Okay, french bulldog, oh, french bulldog. Uh, it depends, could be from three to eight to twelve. Yeah, wow, depends, depends fully on the genetics and how long you keep the puppy before you give it.
Speaker 3:You try to get rid of it about like three-ish months, okay, so after you get rid of them as soon as you can like, as soon as they're done off the mom, off the mush, then you're good, okay, and you can sell them. That's interesting, of course, the sooner you sell them, the better, because there's no, you said you have, you had experience in like designing also. Yeah, yeah I do a, I did questions for it, I used to shirts and I did a skateboard decks and stuff okay so you're just a hustler.
Speaker 3:You do whatever you can do you know, I do everything, everything besides a normal job.
Speaker 2:You're a hustler, no I'm not talking about no, I mean like I do like a lot of the stuff, like yeah, but he's like doing side jobs.
Speaker 1:You know it's not like main things Breeding dog, doing some no, they're not main things.
Speaker 3:I'll do anything as long as yeah, but they are considered Exactly, they are considered side stuff, you know For sure.
Speaker 1:Like if I would tell you oh yeah, what you're doing, I I don't even have an idea, but something like that way off of the normal, like occupation you know I actually that's what I want to do too, like after I quit my my the work with the Muay Thai camp.
Speaker 2:you know that's that's my main goal to do the just freelance, to do everything online.
Speaker 1:Do you know the website Fiverr?
Speaker 2:I actually look on the app work. Okay, app work and Phil's author, I don't remember the name.
Speaker 1:So in Fiverr you can do whatever you want. You know, fiverr you can do whatever you want. Over there you just publish I can do this, this, this, this, this, whatever, anything you can imagine, people will pay for and it starts for $5 and people it depends on the job even hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 2:Fiverr, Fiverr yeah, yeah, do you know what it is?
Speaker 1:no, I already I recommended it a few times, but here they don't know it like it's, very like they don't know this kind of I guess it's more of an Indian thing.
Speaker 3:I feel like, yeah, yeah that whole area.
Speaker 1:No, like I was looking for a promoter back then to this, yeah, 99% of them Bangladeshi. So good no, yeah, I was gonna assume they told in their bio. They said we can get you fake views. I said what the fuck?
Speaker 3:I don't want a fake view, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that kind of stuff yeah, no, sorry, I didn't use them like I don't want, like.
Speaker 3:I don't think there's really.
Speaker 2:It doesn't really make sense to me to get fake views, fake followers, stuff like that yeah, because you like, you do the, you want the real people to like, you know, you know that you need the real people also.
Speaker 1:This kind of like thing that we are doing now really depend of people that will support you. So if you are talking patreon and stuff, yeah, of course and fake views don't give you anything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so ego thing I feel like for most people to do it, it's like a to show that I have. I'm in LA. It's like, okay, you've got 1,000 people watching the video. So it's like where are these million people? I don't know. Yeah, and I show it up again.
Speaker 1:if you're waiting to get the money let's say you're counting on getting the money from YouTube ads you will never get anything out of this.
Speaker 3:You need real viewership, so yeah, for sure, you need people to interact with it.
Speaker 1:So because we started a bit late, we have to make it short episodes, but I would like you to come again. Okay, yes, we will find another time that we can do a full episode, because I still know you got new know nothing about me.
Speaker 2:I have to ask you more.
Speaker 1:Next time you will ask me more questions. We can do an intimate episode and you can learn about me, because I think my audience, our audience, don't really know me well. I did a few solo episodes. They don't know you well. No, because there is reasons why I cannot share too much and what I can share.
Speaker 3:We all have reasons.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have more than others. I can tell you later and those reasons may like I cannot tell everything about myself. But whatever you want to ask, you can ask, and if not, I can edit out next time. Okay, so any wording. Whatever you want to ask, you can ask, and if not, I can edit out next time. Okay, so any wording, something you want to say?
Speaker 2:No again. I'm still waiting for the comment from my future husband. We got few, but we got few already.
Speaker 1:We got few already, but I want we reach at least 20 before I show you, so you get to, she gets a pick, yeah, yeah, but she won't. She actually asked for dicks.
Speaker 2:I did not. Actually, you say like don't send, but I say like I don't mind that means you asked for dick pics.
Speaker 1:You also said add measurements.
Speaker 2:You said that no, I mean, if you don't even explain it, then you put like actual, like you know proper way, you know proper way, you know.
Speaker 1:It's like when I used to be to like go fishing and if I got a fish, how would I show my friends it's a big fish. Just put a pack of cigarette next to it, because everyone knows the size of a pack of cigarette. And then, okay, one, two, three, four, five packs of cigarette. Okay, it's a nice fish, so measure your cock with a pack of cigarettes. Thank you guys for listening again. Patreon, please check it out, it helps and like subscribe. You know the deal. I'm tired of saying it, like everyone else, but thank you very much for watching. See you next time. Femme, thank you for sitting here and being beautiful.
Speaker 2:Bye, guys thank you bye.