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Uncensored Pattaya Tales w\ Ellie and Ladyboy Fammi
Welcome to a raw, unfiltered look into the real Pattaya that tourists rarely glimpse. Mike and Ellie welcome back fan-favorite guest Fam for a conversation that weaves through the complexities of Thailand's infamous nightlife, challenging stereotypes and revealing human stories behind the neon lights.
The trio dives into fascinating territory as they discuss the surprising sexual preferences among bar workers, where many women find themselves attracted to other women or "tomboys" after years in the industry. Fem shares candid insights about her own experiences, while the hosts recount the story of meeting a successful ladyboy entrepreneur who became a mother through surrogacy – a rare and touching narrative that reveals the diverse realities of LGBTQ+ lives in Thailand.
Business realities take center stage as the group discusses the closure of the memorably-named "Wet Pussy" bar, consolidating with their other venue "Nympho" during low season. This behind-the-scenes look at bar management reveals why so many foreigners fail when attempting to open venues in Pattaya, despite the common fantasy of easy success in Thailand's entertainment industry.
The conversation takes a personal turn when Ellie discusses her dating preferences, leading to an impromptu matchmaking session where listeners are invited to apply as potential suitors. Food culture becomes another highlight, with the hosts sharing authentic restaurant recommendations while dispelling myths about food safety in Thailand – including Mike's unfortunate encounters with food poisoning and why drinking tap water remains taboo.
Whether you're planning a trip to Thailand or simply fascinated by its unique cultural landscape, this episode offers valuable insights from those who live and work in one of Asia's most misunderstood destinations. The honest perspectives shared here go far beyond tourist clichés, revealing the human connections, business challenges, and cultural nuances that make Pattaya such a compelling place.
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Hello everyone and welcome back to my Thai Wife Podcast. I'm Mike.
Speaker 2:I'm Ellie.
Speaker 1:That's Ellie, and we have. Emra. Yeah, Femi's back. You really liked her last time. Although we get much more comments about Ellie, People like you.
Speaker 2:Because of my volume.
Speaker 1:Because of your volume.
Speaker 2:Because of my volume.
Speaker 1:I think so, but no, I think because you are bubbly and you are fun and you are talkative and because most of the people that watch us get tired of ladyboys all the time, they want to see some okay real ladies, so we got a lot of compliments. How was your week?
Speaker 2:oh, maybe been fine drunk every day as like, as it's very unexpected upload season. Fine Drunk every day, as it's very unexpected, of the low season.
Speaker 1:It's expected of you, not about the season you choose to be drunk.
Speaker 2:I don't choose to be drunk.
Speaker 1:You just wake up drunk. One day. You wake up and, oh, I'm drunk already. No, one day I wake up and then wake up, please, I know you were drunk because the other day I sent you the description and everything we did for the last episode. Oh fuck, I cannot read right now, I'm drunk. We talk tomorrow. But I do read, I know you read it's okay, I'm just saying that you are drunk and I know you and Film actually became friends.
Speaker 1:Yes, going out together, having fun together. I hear sometimes you have a slumber party. She comes to sleep at your house. Yeah, that's good. Good, now you see you have more friends. You always say you don't have friends. Look how many friends you have now At least two.
Speaker 2:But sadly my friend also left, the friend that comes to visit me for like three days. And then that's the person who drags Fem out to like party.
Speaker 1:You go with Fem out every day. So you mean, you don't like Fem, she likes Fem, I like her too, but I'm busy working so I cannot go with Fem.
Speaker 2:Good that she go with my friend.
Speaker 1:How was with your friend? Really it was okay, you had fun, went out every day yeah.
Speaker 2:She go out every day. Yeah, she hang out, she go out every day.
Speaker 1:She's just hunting for the girls. But like, yeah, I know like she. I don't know if we can talk about it, but if not we can delete later. So she have a boyfriend. He's very nice guy, he's canadian, I met him. Very nice guy, very smart also, but she into ladies. Like yes, I'm not saying she's a lesbian, but maybe she's.
Speaker 2:No, she is. She's more like a bisexual.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so she's with him and we went together, all us as a group, with them to one oh, we can say the name Paradise Agogo, which is actually a very nice agogo in El Que Metro. Yeah, it's my favorite too, yeah, I know the owner there. Rimko is a nice guy. He's one of the owners. Of course it's a good place and we went there and she was like I want to fuck this lady. I want to fuck this lady. She was very aggressive.
Speaker 2:She didn't get aggressive.
Speaker 1:Talking aggressive, you know.
Speaker 2:Yes, the way she talked to the lady, it sounded very aggressive because she just goes straight forward To the point.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but even with me she don't know me that well and she just grabs my hand, mike, mike, mike. I said what I want to fuck her. I said, okay, you can Up to you, you have money, you can do whatever you want, yeah.
Speaker 2:And also she's very like Cool, she's very cool. She's open with her boyfriend too like she choose a lady. She choose a lady for her boyfriend too oh, so if you have a lady, then she can go with another but they not do like as a group together.
Speaker 1:No, okay, I think sometimes it's complicating things. You know if you have a partner and even if you are in open relationship, but you see someone else having sex with your partner.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it can. Be no, they do it separately.
Speaker 1:Okay, but you know it's not the first time I hear about this. I see many times that ladies that walk in the bar. I don't know why, but some of them get sick of men. Maybe men treat them not good and more of them not more, but many of them turn to like ladies. Yeah, it's very common.
Speaker 2:I know I feel like lately I have met a lot of people the lady that they like, they like lady, but they do date men before.
Speaker 1:They date men.
Speaker 2:And also some of them also in the same time. They're just like yeah, I just date both, but I just try to figure out who I like more.
Speaker 1:I get it, but I'm talking about something a bit different. So ladies that work in the bar, so basically their job is to drink with men and if the men like them he would pay for their time and maybe they can do something extra in the room, whatever. But many of them not many, but let's say at least 20-30% are into ladies. I'm not saying again they are lesbians or something, but I I want to know. You think it's maybe because, like the men that come here to patria treat them not well that thing?
Speaker 2:I'm not sure because, like many of my lady also like have dating.
Speaker 1:Uh, it's not, not like women, but more like tomboy yeah, I'm talking about yeah, yeah I don't want to to confuse our audience with all those ah, okay, okay, okay, so, uh, but many of them is like dating before they come to stanford in the bar, though, okay yeah, you know you, actually you know that in mark bar, in sober bar, they used to have a tomboy there that she was walking as a staff so and she have big boobs, so all the men like her, but she don't like the men. She go with them, she get money, whatever, but she's into ladies, like hardcore, into ladies. You know, tomboy hardcore, everything. So it's interesting and, by the way, many time, not many time I went there only three times already when I went to the tomboy club.
Speaker 1:I know many of the girls there like not the tomboys, I mean the girls that come play with the tomboys. Oh, some of them walk in this bar and this bar and this bar. I recognize many and like I want to ask them but I feel like maybe they will not be 100% honest. I think so Like if they what I'm basically interested that if they liked ladies before, even, or the men that the foreigners that come here make them don't like men as much Like this is what I'm curious about like men as much like this is what I'm curious about.
Speaker 2:I don't know about the second part because, uh, many of the lady that I know that they did women right. They actually did the woman when it was younger. They the woman first, before later they opened up to the man okay because many people like I think will be only one way, which is yeah, this lady got hurt by the man, then by the woman. To like the woman, when they were younger, they did woman first and then they opened up to the man later.
Speaker 1:I understand. By the way, you cannot speak too much. Speak a bit less. We are worried that the audience will not focus on us and focus on you, so you have to speak a little bit less.
Speaker 1:What do you think as a ladyboy really and I give focus on you, so you have to speak a little bit less what do you think as a lady boy really like? And I give you my question. So if we compare this to lady boys, I know lady boys that most of them do it for money, but not all. They actually still like women also. So they are lady boys, but they do, they find themselves attracted and sometimes they are havingboys, but they do. They find themselves attracted and sometimes they are having sex with women also. What do you think Like? I know it's not as common, but what do I think?
Speaker 2:Actually, I don't know, because I ever fuck the pussy also.
Speaker 1:Say again sorry, fuck the pussy, you fuck pussy.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Fuck the pussy I think I never say people come from only for make money okay, but for for you it's not a problem going with the lady you enjoy, it also okay but I don't like lady, but I can can.
Speaker 1:So you are not attracted to her, but you can do it for the money, right, but I'm talking not only for the money. This is what's interesting. So I know a couple I will not say their name. He's an older guy and she's a Cambodian ladyboy. Yeah, cambodian, she's around 30 years old, something like that, and she's she don't like men, she only like when they are together. Okay, but she always like, try to get women to fuck. You know she's really into into pussy, sorry, but like, and I never saw something like that before.
Speaker 2:It's the first time I see this that's yeah, and I never met the lady boy.
Speaker 1:That okay with the lady no, she's like, oh, she's the lady, she like, oh, she excited and she wants to grab her and touch her and like everything. But they are also they are swingers. You know, know what it means. So they are doing couple dates, oh, okay. So sometimes they meet another couple and they go together All of them. Yeah, it's not my style, but many people do open for this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean like when I was younger in Bangkok. It's like when I'm young, I'll be crazy.
Speaker 1:You're still young. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:so when I was younger. I actually have a threesome before too okay, I think, yeah, I don't mind to talk, but I tell everybody, I'm very open about it. I have the threesome me, the guy and the little boy oh, yeah, you told me about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you told me about that. Yeah, you told me about that. Yeah, and it was okay for you, like you enjoyed it.
Speaker 2:For me it was okay Because, first off, I don't like pussy you don't like. I don't want to see it, even on my own Myself, you know I don't want to see it so. But she don't have, so she have thing. Then for me it's okay, I can definitely go with it Okay.
Speaker 1:So as long as she has a coke, it's okay for you.
Speaker 2:Yes, Okay, but then she doesn't. Pattaya is a good city for you yeah, but then she doesn't. Have a good me, though.
Speaker 1:Because she doesn't want.
Speaker 2:She doesn't like yes.
Speaker 1:I need to make sure you know that couple the other couple. Really she's hot. Really. Yeah, she's hot, I will connect you later I'm on. By the way, I heard that now you change about the bar yes you want to talk about it?
Speaker 2:yeah, no problem, so now.
Speaker 1:So now the last time we talked a lot about the wet pussy.
Speaker 2:I know. So, jim, we have to close up the wet pussy you close the wet pussy because the info is dry now, so we have to close up the wet pussy. It's because the nympho is dry now, so no wet anymore yeah, so. So at the moment, the nympho is already fixing everything, and then we don't have enough the lady to like split for two bars.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's low season, it's hard to get even now we have like around like almost almost like 17 girls, but then we have like around like almost almost like 17 girls, but then we still like have to get a customer. You know okay but if it's going to be like maybe five or four. Sometimes it's not enough for size six yeah, it's not good for the size six, so we just like decide okay, let's just open only one bar at the moment so now wet piece is, pussy is closed and opening for again yes okay, and it's right next door, so people cannot miss it yeah okay, and the roof.
Speaker 2:Thing sealed sealed it's still no more wet okay no more.
Speaker 1:No more rain also. Okay, that's good, and you think, like I know, you prefer Wet Bootsy because you put a lot of effort in order to make sure this place is opening and functioning. Okay, but, like for you, it's also okay to work in Nympho. You don't really mind.
Speaker 2:I don't really mind because, like I work for my friend, I don't really work for the bar you know, Whenever my friend tell me to go, I go.
Speaker 1:So if she tell you, now you go to this bar, you go.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Just know it's for her and you want to help yeah.
Speaker 2:If she tell me like go to Bangkok, I go Bangkok, go to Rayong, I go Rayong.
Speaker 1:She have bar in Bangkok also.
Speaker 2:No, she don't now not anymore. Now she want to focus on it to the bar okay, but before she had something yes, she have a business in Rayong oh, I understand I think she have her business in like 90. Maybe next time I can bring her in for you to interview her by the way, I want to thank you for last time.
Speaker 1:So after we did the show last time, you took us to an amazing restaurant. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called Narnia.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Narnia. So it's a food I would say seafood restaurant mostly.
Speaker 2:Hmm, Actually, like when someone asked me what type of restaurant is it? I cannot explain, because they sell everything.
Speaker 1:You're right, but after that, after that, I googled it because I want to show someone, and it's a Narnia seafood restaurant.
Speaker 2:No, it's Narnia steak. I can show you.
Speaker 1:For me, it's a seafood restaurant.
Speaker 2:Really yeah, wow, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Okay, but anyway it was really good, not that expensive. A bit far, I must admit it's a bit far. So it's in the middle side of naklua, which is if we drive from here in a motorbike. It's at least 20 minutes.
Speaker 2:Very delicious and not that expensive I I mean if, compared to like the quality, I think it's not that expensive no, the quality is okay, but the oysters were amazing, even you.
Speaker 1:You saw the canadian guy, even him, like he don't like oyster and he was like, oh my god, it's so good and he also even anything that he never tried.
Speaker 2:He just tried it oh you think it's first time no, it's not his first time but, like. I mean like like literally thai, thai food he just start to. He start to eat. When he meet my friend before he, she say at the first start they just like he always eating only western food until she give him one som tam, and then that's it. It broke his taste som tam change everyone.
Speaker 1:Som tam change me, change everyone. I told you the story about the frog, what my wife did to me, my ex-wife the fall.
Speaker 1:So one time we go to a restaurant and she asked me what you want to eat, I said I don't know, I'm not that hungry, so I order for you. Like she angry, so you can order whatever you want. She ordered and okay, I get my food, I start eating and she looking at me like that, like she want to see what, what I'm doing, and I'm keep eating, keep eating. She say okay. I say yeah, and then she say you know, you eat frog. I said oh, okay, very tasty. She shocked she never see for real. Like don't mind. But I'm, you know, I'm not, I'm not mind what I eat. If it's tasty it's okay. I I was sure it was. It wasn't chicken, because the bone was different.
Speaker 1:But the taste is almost the same, so you eat it before.
Speaker 2:I do. I do eat like deep fried frog the soup. I don't know if it's called a frog.
Speaker 1:It's a toad basically.
Speaker 2:It's not called frog. I think it's similar with frog, but you eat it only in the laying egg season. Okay. Yeah, it's soup with frog with egg inside. It looks really disgusting. I not eat the egg, but I eat.
Speaker 1:They deep fry the leg, you know, and they cut it. It was like pieces, like that. It was kind of meat but it was good.
Speaker 1:But you know, for me like it was like pieces, like that, it was kind of yeah, but it was good. But you know, for me like it was a big shock and I explained why not about the fall. So in my country, the ladies in my country are very extra feminine so most of them not even eat meat. You know, they eat only salad. No one. You never see them drive motorbike seafood. No way you see a lady in my country eat seafood, not only because of the religion, because let's say fuck the religion, because oh, it's look like a bag, I cannot eat this. You know they only eat salad little bit like this. And then you come here you see the most beautiful ladies and they fucking eating grasshoppers all the time, driving motorbike, drunk everywhere. Three people on the motorbike. You know, first time was shock for me, but I think it's exciting yeah welcome to thailand.
Speaker 1:I know, but it's so different from you know what I tell you. Even something more funny sometimes, when I do meet people from my country, I I don't say I'm from there, I just sit, I listen what they talk, you know, because I'm not very look like I come from my country, so no one know I'm from there, and I just sit and listen and they speak very bad about the ladies, like the israeli ladies speak very bad about the thai ladies. Oh, you see how she eat this and she always drunk and she always this. But yeah, you say this, so why your men come here all the time?
Speaker 2:you know what I mean I know, I know, like even on the way driving here, I see, I see one, one lady like, looking at me very judgy like foreigner lady.
Speaker 1:Yes, why I think? Just because I think she's from like indian yeah okay I will come with her boyfriend, and she saw you just sitting on the motorbike and she looked at me like yeah, she looked at me like until I. I kind of feel energy, so I look at the beautiful lady and I'm sure maybe she got a bit jealous, you know, and you wear short skirt. Maybe she was scared that her husband will see something. You know she did this to her husband. You can never know you can never know.
Speaker 2:Thank you, though it's kind of like compliment.
Speaker 1:It is a compliment. You are a beautiful lady, you are you. You not hear it every day in your bar? Oh, in the bar everyone's drunk.
Speaker 2:You need to hear it from sober people. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay. So how many times you went out this week, Like I mean not to your bar this week? Yeah, oh, okay, Like I know you're getting drunk in your bath.
Speaker 2:It's zero.
Speaker 1:then you don't go out to walk in streets.
Speaker 2:Because last time when we go out together, it's like last week, not this week, not this week, yeah, so that means this week is zero.
Speaker 1:I thought like you're partying every day.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:No, I'm already partying at my work Every Monday. Normally I'm like dead.
Speaker 1:But like you yesterday, monday normally, normally I'm like dead but like, like you, yesterday is like not really many people come to sit, so okay, yesterday you mean in the bar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yesterday is like people come really late so I don't drink much okay, yesterday actually was very quiet all over the place, like also was extremely quiet and I I know why, like some of the reason because normally we go to ladyboy bars, because this is our friend, friend, and yesterday there was one big, very big birthday for, for lily from oh, yes, you know her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I see, I see her on the event you meet her before um, I'm not sure I might meet her in the Anthony birthday party.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:In the restaurant. Okay, I don't know her personally.
Speaker 1:She's very nice, she's like the co-owner of the place. Well, it's named after her, very beautiful. And yesterday was her party. So me and the guys, so Scott and Michelle and Tino, we all thought, okay, we will come late, it will not be busy, right? We came then 1 am. You cannot sit Full outside, full inside, everyone drunk, they bought. You don't know her, but someone that named Jasmine Angel Show. So she's a very famous ladyboy from before. She used to do a lot of porn and now she's doing these cabaret shows. It was like one hour of cabaret show with three ladyboys, one gay man and one lady, yeah, and it was like they just started one this show. So think how crazy was the party. Wow.
Speaker 1:And then when we went out, we went out to three bars everyone was empty. They say no one come today. No one come today, no one come today.
Speaker 2:No, it's like not even much people walking on the soysick, like yesterday too. I was like how is this happening? Yeah, normally Sunday is not that busy.
Speaker 1:Sunday is the worst day busy, but it's not this day.
Speaker 1:You know like normally friends will come visit and stuff, but everyone just disappears yeah, but I think soy sticks still get more action than most of the places in Bangladesh. So when you say not much, you still. I'm sure your bars still make money. I went to three bars yesterday. One of them make 200 baht all day. No, not that bad 200 baht, I'm not joking. All day they sell two beers, that's it, and the ladies sit outside they buy their own sangsom battle. It was a lady bar and just sitting said no one comes, so we buy our own battle. You know 200 baht. You open the bar for what like this is not good enough reason. You're losing a lot of money and I asked her like it was like this every day. She said no, yesterday we make zero.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know many people think many people think that they will come here, they open, open bar, they will make money. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I know Everyone believe me. When I meet the new people they're always like oh soon you will see me as the boss of the bar. It's like, haha sure, that reaction I get. Like haha sure.
Speaker 1:No manager of the bar is no problem, Easy to find manager, Not the manager.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about the owner.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's so hard to open bars, as we talked before about concepts, and then you need to find ladies and everyone think, oh, it's easy to find ladies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I see my friend go crazy, even like two, three months before we opening it, you know, like during the renovate. Yeah, you know the document, the paper and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we know some. Actually it's interesting. So sometimes we go out of Soi Bokau and we're just walking around and we found ourselves one day in Triton yeah, I know it's still Soi Bokau, but like in the inner bars in Triton, and there is one bar there named I will not say the name. I know why I will not say the name. I know why I will not say the name. I will explain soon. And so it's a mixed bar Four ladies, two ladyboys and the ladyboys there. They not work salary, they work contract. So every 10 days 10,000 baht this is how they work. So it's very expensive to have them around. So for one month they get almost almost 30 000 because they have two days off, but almost 30 000, but they don't get drinks.
Speaker 1:No drink commission oh so but that's too good yeah, but their drink is 200. So all the ladies that work salary their drink is 150 and they get 50 baht commission. They need to sell drink for 200 and they get nothing. It's still good. They are still making better money, right, but it's interesting to see.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've never seen this strategy of paying.
Speaker 1:I think it's a low season strategy. They say, okay, I want to go home, you want me to stay? Make sure I stay giving the money. I don't want to worry about selling drinks or not. I need my 30k every month. It's a low season, so everyone is struggling to make money. And why the reason? I didn't want to say the name of the bar?
Speaker 1:So one of the lady boys there we had a chat, all of us together, and she's very smart. So she's 30 years old, she already makes two houses, she has two cars already and she saves the money. She's not going with customers. She says I never go with customers. If someone wants to take me to a date, okay, we can go to a date. I don't go for money. So I asked where the money from. Oh, before, I have big restaurant, very big restaurant. She saw. She showed me picture, huge, huge restaurant she had before. I will not say where she from because I don't want people maybe know her, but huge restaurant.
Speaker 1:And the interesting thing that she told me. She told me I have secrets. I say what secret do you have? She have a baby. So four months, four years ago, she want to have a baby. So she take her sperm to the hospital and she know one lady so she pay for her and you know, and now she have baby Like I never. How many lady boys you know that have baby Zero, zero. You know how rare it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:And she's so motherly, like you speak with her and you just see she just showed me the picture of her son she starts crying, like she's really like a mother. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, not because she's a ladyboy. I'm saying like how she's into it, the ladyboy. I'm saying like how she's into it and like every three weeks she goes back home to meet him for one day. She always, when he has something in well, his phone, but something important about birthday, she goes back to him. You know, it's so rare to see it. And I said, wow, it's amazing. She said, yeah, why don't all ladyboys not do it?
Speaker 2:I don't know, because the son also comes from her sperm, so it's kind of like her son. Yeah, but all ladyboys can do that.
Speaker 1:She has sperm, she can take her sperm. Well, she's still young, but I mean make a baby if she wants right, so it's not a problem.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't really see myself like a ladyboy or even gay, that they want to have a baby if they don't have a partner. You know what I mean. Normally they will be like married first and then like thought about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but marriage in the LGBTQ community is complicated.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Not because how hard it is to get married, but many of them and I know it because I have many people not many, but some people in my family and some people in my friends that really like into that community back home, like they are deep in that community and everyone fucking with everyone, even when they have a relationship, there are like a lot of them cheating on each other, or sometimes they just bring someone from the outside. So only, like the famous gays in israel have babies. Most of them, like I know, have few couples, of course, but like the famous, if they are famous, of course they want to show oh, we have a baby, we do this, we do this, but it's not very common yeah, it's not very common would you make a baby in the future?
Speaker 1:why not? No, no. You don't want a baby, you want just to take care of yourself, really.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Okay, and you? Never you don't want a baby.
Speaker 2:No, never think about it. Never thought about it, never in my mind.
Speaker 1:Maybe it will start to cross your mind later. You know, I had a friend that I know all her life. Almost we know each other since she's 11. She's older than me one year, so I was 10, she was 11. We grew up together. She always say no, no baby, no baby, you know. And she's like she's almost a tomboy. She don't like lady, but like how she act, she almost. She's very like tough and everything. And when she got to be 33, her body start to tell her you need baby, you need baby, you need baby. Then I say hey, what's going on, say I'm having a baby. I say oh, what happened? Where is your like strong attitude that I don't need a baby? I don't know. I don't want to die alone oh, that's, so sad yeah, like she have a.
Speaker 1:She have a husband. But she say like she think about the future, yeah.
Speaker 2:So I don't know, maybe it happened to you one day I know I don't think so, I don't want to, I don't want to like something, something that tell me very strongly that I should not have a baby. That I look at, I look at myself. What. What if my baby be like me?
Speaker 1:Like you how.
Speaker 2:What a headache.
Speaker 1:Like you? How? What do you mean Like about your personality?
Speaker 2:Kind of, and also, like you know, I did not really talk to my family In a year. We talked like one time, one year one time two years, one time.
Speaker 1:You are independent, you are taking care of yourself.
Speaker 2:Too independent. No Like if I'm attached to something that much and it goes away. You cannot know if it's died dead or like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I think it's also about how you create. Every relationship that we have in our life is different. Like, let's say, my relationship with my father even is different from the relationship with my mother even. They still stay together, right, but I treat my father different than I treat my mother. So your relationship with your family is one thing, but with your child it might be like, wow, you will be inseparable. You know, you can never know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, maybe. I will let you know if someday I thought you see it's become from no to a maybe. Okay.
Speaker 1:So there is a thought in your mind about it.
Speaker 2:Okay, now it's record. So one day, I promise one day, if I thought about having a baby, I will tell you the full present okay.
Speaker 1:You know you will have many. This baby will have all this family of the people that listen to us. He will be the baby, the podcast baby. We put him here right. He not have to talk much like femme, just have microphone when he cry. That's it. It will be the podcast baby.
Speaker 2:First let me find a husband, Okay.
Speaker 1:I don't even have a boyfriend. You have many husbands no, oh, I wish. You wish, you can find easy Maybe seven Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday. Easy, for you Easy.
Speaker 2:No, it's not. The thing is like you find You're not dating, you find no, why not? I don't see anyone come to me yet. Come on, I mean Be serious, you're a beautiful lady. No one come to you and say no, just regular, regular. Hey, ellie, I like you like can we go out sometime? Uh, just start to have now but a little bit like sketchy for me. I don't know this person he's older no young, one year younger okay, so it's okay.
Speaker 1:It's not like a dirty old farang that want to touch your ass all the time Because she's young, interesting. Thai.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Oh, foreigner.
Speaker 2:I never did Thai. Maybe you should, maybe if I find someone that really pops in my eyes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you told us on the last episode that actually you're more attracted to foreigners.
Speaker 2:More like only foreigners.
Speaker 1:Only foreigners. Yeah, like in your mind, they look better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they stand out more for me. I don't know, I never, I not. I don't see much of thai people that I look and then like, oh my god, this one, it look good.
Speaker 1:Like this guy look handsome not me in general asian guys asian guy, korean sometimes you like the feminine korean style, like the bts or and all that, or you like the more manly ones.
Speaker 2:Oh, I like more the manly ones.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I used to meet one guy, the Korean guy, but he's not really Korean Because he visits Korea like two times.
Speaker 1:So he's American-Korean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's from America.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But he's like taller than me and a big buff guy.
Speaker 2:Oh, like Michelle, like very buffed and everything, not her, like michelle like, like michelle, 10 person to push together really very big, yeah, bigger than you, yeah that's interesting yeah, you say yeah, okay, but the thing is like when, when I invite him to party with my friend group, I have my friend that like only korean and she just oh, and she upset about him, like she's like, I really like him. Oh, my god, give him to me please. Like. Yes, you can take him if he like you and you like you share no, because I never like go a bed or anything with him, you know oh just a friend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's just like first time meeting him too. Okay, you know. So it's like friend group gathering. So it's like yeah, you like each other go together. But then he turned my friend down very hard.
Speaker 1:Really yeah, she wasn't his type.
Speaker 2:No, he said, I like skin, like your skin, I don't like the white like those people oh, she was whiter yes, so this is something actually we talked about.
Speaker 1:So many people that come from the western countries. They prefer the 10 girls like the darker skin and the asians they like the white skin yeah, but he asian, but he lived in. Yeah, he lived in america, so all his life and you have to remember, the Americans are very like right now into the Latina and the black culture.
Speaker 2:I'm very into Latina too no, the culture I mean.
Speaker 1:So it's Latina or Latinos.
Speaker 2:Latina girls okay no guy, I don't see much for me.
Speaker 1:For me, I'm sorry, it's okay but because they grew up like in that kind of culture that this is like cool to be like that so everyone tried to be 10 and you know. So when they come here they really like the gold skin of the thais. You know the golden skin. None of you are golden like you, are a bit yellow and you're white I don't know what your color yeah, oh, she has taken very heartbroken that time okay, but you know what we can do.
Speaker 1:We can do like a game show, we can like we are looking at it and we are looking for a husband for ellie, and like people can apply and send their email and pictures. And then you can like choose okay, this, this, this. And we can like even have them online here talking with you while we are shooting they can't, they're like they also can like to put on the comment. I will go read okay better send email with the picture no cock, no cock, no dick pics no only picture of your face and maybe a little bit like this, the body.
Speaker 1:Where's my camera? Which?
Speaker 2:one. This is your camera.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it's fine, can say with the arrangement okay yeah, but then I get it and I have to open it every time it's fine, so you know which one is better oh, you want, I choose, you have one, so you can help me choose with with style it's
Speaker 1:better okay okay, me and fem, we sit together, we check all the cocks and we decide which cock, because you have one, so you can help me choose which style is better? Okay, okay, me and Femme, we sit together, we check all the cocks and we decide which cock is better for you.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, so you're professional. You help me out okay, okay, no problem.
Speaker 1:It's like the other day. Yesterday I was sitting with Femme and like Femme Michelle, and then she showed me some picture in her phone. I see a cock. I said why are you showing me this Like? For what reason? But it's very common here, especially the ladyboys. They are crazy. They always show each other everything.
Speaker 2:Oh, not just the ladyboy, believe me.
Speaker 1:I've never seen a lady show me her pussy.
Speaker 2:But I don't show the pussy to the thing.
Speaker 1:Like, hey, you want to see my pussy? I never see that.
Speaker 2:I have someone like that.
Speaker 1:Really In your bar that show her pussy all the time?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no no. My friend, my friend.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:My friend like Ellie. Look why is like do you think I should go laser?
Speaker 1:Like it's a medical examination, but she know that I hate to see pussy.
Speaker 2:I don't even watch porn, you know. So she do that just to. I don't know. But I said like, are you serious? She said yeah, I'm serious. I'm about to book like to do laser changing color thing. Is love changing color? Yeah, you can change the color can you make it green? Not like that. That one, you have to take two, it's gonna paint so what?
Speaker 1:So what do you mean? Change color? I'm sorry, no, no.
Speaker 2:Make an example, because Thai right is kind of dark on that area.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:So they can do laser to drop the melanin color.
Speaker 1:Oh, like Michael Jackson, like changing the color.
Speaker 2:Not that much, but it's dropped a little bit and also it's cheap. It's hurt? Oh, I think so.
Speaker 1:So they are burning the let's be, I will be making medical terms now so they are burning the vagina area in order to, to rip it, to make it lighter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, to make it lighter.
Speaker 1:Okay, I think they should like a laser. Yeah, but laser still burns.
Speaker 2:Yes, they say it's going to feel like your elastic band on your okay on your skin but, you think about elastic band on your? Yeah, well we are gonna be the other day.
Speaker 1:I will see, okay. So there is one um lady boy bar that we go a lot. It's 69 and I have one of my best friend, jean. She will hate that I'm talking about her right now. She will hate it.
Speaker 1:And you say her name and I will still say her name and she's sometimes she's one of my best friends, but sometimes she can be a bitch. So we're just sitting there, I do nothing, like I talk with my friends or whatever, and she come and she just on my balls and I like this, I On my balls and I'm like this. I said, jean, why you do this? And she's just laughing. I said, jean, don't do this please. Okay, okay, I'm not doing this again. 30 minutes later, again I'm like this. And then I say, jean, you want I do it back to you? She said you can do, look, and then she just slapped herself on the balls. She not even like move. She not even like move, nothing. So we are more sensitive in that area. Like, even you do like that, I'm not joking, it hurt Very badly, I know Very badly. You agree no For you, it doesn't hurt. No, really, someone do this to you. Nothing.
Speaker 1:To your balls, nothing. To your balls you have to train, I have to change my balls, you have to train, train my balls.
Speaker 2:Yes, you have to train oh, not for me.
Speaker 1:You know, I have one one, one of my best friends, back home, so she's a lady and she used to do like she was a mistress. You know what?
Speaker 1:mistress mean you know what it mean. Like she like to men pay her money for they, she slap them and spit on them and pee pee on them. They pay a lot of money for this. So she used to do this and then she became something else that it's called financial control. So she just take their money and do nothing and the men like it like oh, you want me to answer your message? No problem, 100 euro.
Speaker 1:Oh, she has to teach me yeah, I will show you a picture later of her. By the way, christina, she's coming soon, maybe we are talking, so come over and this is what she does and she's making a lot of money out of it. But there was a time that her work was and you can find her videos online she was just kicking men in the balls. Men pay her money, so they come, they wear the underwear, or sometimes nothing, and she just stand there and she she learned muay thai before and she just kick them in the balls as hard as she can and the men love it you think they just have a technique to like not be, not make, not make the man like too injured she I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1:She told me she do it as strong as she can and she told me, the more strong she do it, they get harder from it. She like they are in. I guess it's like kind of a fetish. They are really into it, but only the balls thing. So sometimes she take high heel and she like step on the balls.
Speaker 1:You know, and I don't get it, like I would, never I would pay someone not to do it to me. You know, let's say jean going to do this here jean, 100 baht, please don't do it to me. You know, I don't get it. Why people pay it?
Speaker 2:in order to yeah, like, yeah, some people just like it, I guess. I've seen the picture before and it's like for me it's just gimmick group, it's too hardcore.
Speaker 1:It is. But some, like I, understand why people get turned on. Because people get turned on by something that is taboo, Something that is a bit wrong or out of society, so it makes them more excited. For example, you know there is a club here in pataya that only do this stuff, so it's called the the castle. You know the castle, so it's placed in the size am, so in the third road and it's look like a castle the castle you know what is a castle.
Speaker 1:It's like a fort, like a big building, like you know where the king and the queen stay.
Speaker 2:I know the castle, but I mean I never.
Speaker 1:Oh, you don't know the place, okay. And then I think you pay 1,000 baht to go inside, something like that, and then you have lady and men there and you pay their money. Basically, they tie you and then they have whip to whip you and they kick you in the balls and spit on you or whatever we have. I know two guys that go there regularly. Regularly they spend a lot of money. They're like one night sometimes they spend 10,000, 15,000. Yeah, but you have to pay just to come inside.
Speaker 2:What about the host? Like they are Thai or they are Thai, so they have. Oh, what about the host? Like they are Thai or they are Thai?
Speaker 1:They have, so they have. Oh listen, we can find someone for you. Do you know my friend Greg? He was in the podcast also. He's really into this stuff. If you want, he's a good looking. Well, he's a good looking guy.
Speaker 2:Okay, if you want, I will go check it out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's in Malaysia now. He's coming back soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's coming. She knows Greg. You know him. Why do you talk too much today? Can you let us speak a little bit, or you want?
Speaker 2:to take over the podcast. Maybe because you keep it a little bit. That's why she gets tired.
Speaker 1:Oh, we told her before your job is to come here and look pretty Right. We told her before your job is to come here and look pretty right and you're doing your job well. Let me check check what we have about enough time, he will let us know. So tell me about soy 6. Why should I go there? You know I hate it. You tried to make me come there a few times. I'm not talking about your bar. Give me one benefit I get in Soy6 that I don't get in SoyBokal. Not me. Come on, I'm there, you are there.
Speaker 1:of course, this is the only benefit.
Speaker 2:I really don't know. I just Sometimes, when the bar is, I feel kind of like, yeah, it's not my bar, but it's also my work you know yeah, but it would be more better, like friend, to come with this, like just sit I understand that.
Speaker 1:But I mean, let's say, you don't know me, okay, and you, you meet me um wherever in bang and you tell me we talk about Soy 6 and I tell you, oh, I don't like, I hear about this, I never go. How would you convince me to go? What's so special about?
Speaker 2:that First thing. You're wrong step to say I hear about it, I never go. That's the thing that's going to make you that we want to make you to go.
Speaker 1:So make me go. Yes, make me go. What is so good about it? Because I've been there a few times. I've been there even 10 years ago, when it was much different and you heard the stories, how different it was.
Speaker 2:Well, if you've already been there, like it would be hard to convince you because, like it's not as good as before too, and it's many things.
Speaker 1:But even before it was Sorry, but before I will not say it was shit because I know many people like it, but even before I didn't enjoy it. It was too crowded. Again, the ladies were too grubby. It's very hard to walk from one side to the street and to the other without someone trying forcefully to drag you into the bar.
Speaker 2:You know that.
Speaker 2:I know my lady do that and it's much more expensive, much more no, I cannot convince you, except like come see me please of course I'm not talking personally, but I I don't get the appeal to be honest, like I also like, cannot really like if it was the friend that already know what is soy sick is like come before and stuff like that. I will never ask them okay to them to come because, like, if I see them around, that means they like it, but if they say they will come before and they say they don't like it, that means they don't like it, because I also don't see them around.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you, you even told me that even before you walked you like to go soy six. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Why? Because, okay, I remember last episode we talked about the bar that I like yeah but in size 6, first thing is convenient, like I gotta go out drinking anyway and I bought. I start getting bored of walking street yeah, walking street I never go walking street alone you know, normally I go with friends, because if no friends, but also when you go walking street alone, you know, normally I go with friends.
Speaker 1:Because if no friend. But also when you go walking street, you don't go to the bars, you go to the clubs.
Speaker 2:I know, but then I start to get bored of it. So and then, and then. Another owner he also have a partnership. Okay, partnership, yeah, a partnership Partnership in the soy six, right before he opened own bar, right okay yeah, so it's like okay, first it's a friend bar, my friend bar, yeah, and second, um, I already been there with them before so you know I know some lady there, and then I have the lady that take care, take care of me very good and always talk to me.
Speaker 1:So it's more about personal collection.
Speaker 2:Yes, and you don't find yourself like enjoying more in the soy bocadillo area. Sometimes I did not find a bar. I did not find a bar. That is like, actually I go there for the person. Yeah, you know, because when I feel tired from work, I go there.
Speaker 1:To meet your friends or whatever. Yeah, I just meet that lady that I check everything.
Speaker 2:I know a man you go meet there, sometimes not that many. It's because the men that go there for me, no, I'm talking about mark from suburb that sometimes he's okay.
Speaker 1:Oh, you just talked about that one. Yeah, just come on it's late, late later.
Speaker 2:I know him like from from the friend group I know, but I mean he's your friend.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you just go visit him, or this. This is what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I mean, but I just know him now. I mean back then when I started to go to SoySafe. You know, I go there for just one lady and then when I go to another bar like another area, I try I go to another area. I don't find a lady that like, definitely like this you know Okay. Because she don't. She don't like herself. They don't push me to buy drink, but I always dump all the drink on her.
Speaker 1:I know I will not say how much you spent last time, but I was shocked when I heard what last time where after that we did the podcast, we went to a restaurant. You insisted to pay you, not let me pay, okay. Then the same night, I know how much you spent and I was. I know and I was shocked. You're fucking crazy. Like it's not, you don't need to spend that much money.
Speaker 2:I don't know how much I spent that night, because I just spent all my money I know I think it was all your money.
Speaker 1:It was crazy. Like you need to to think before you spend that much like budget yourself come on, I try, when I already like hook up with fun. I just like I know also because your friend came and you haven't seen her for a long time, so you you want to show her good time yeah, and I see her boyfriend first time.
Speaker 2:I don't want to like to let him pay everything you know what?
Speaker 1:this very considerate of you, because most of the ladies will do the opposite. So they say, oh, we have a fine in the group, we let him pay everything. Yeah, like the other days, it was funny. So I went again to 69 and when the bar was closed I went home and few of the lady boys there send me message that they are going eating like my friends. They say like we want to go, mukata, we share. I say yeah, no problem, and we go there. We've been like 12 people and all my friends gone and I still stay because I had to go to immigration in the morning so I don't want to sleep and now have group of nine only one of them is my friend and all the nine try to put the bill on me and my friend just took the bill. She said no, we share. And the bill wasn't that much, it was 2,500. But she said no, we share. We all say share. Why you put on him? Because in Farang. And all of them like shy.
Speaker 2:That's very nice of her yeah.
Speaker 1:No, she's my friend. I know I'm not worried, but it's still like most of not most, but many of the ladies and the ladyboys, when they see farming they say, oh, you have to pay yeah, and sometimes it doesn't even have to be a farm, you know, because like, yeah, it has a man in the group.
Speaker 2:But then it's like I feel like it's not fair because like sometimes it's like 12 girls with one man and then, the men have to like care of all the bills for everyone, Especially in Bangkok. Everyone has their own grass, you know.
Speaker 1:And it's much more expensive. Yes, much more expensive, I think. Mugata, same Mugata in Bangkok will cost like 6,000, same wheat.
Speaker 2:Can be yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because if you want good beef, it's gonna start with like 1000 yeah 999, but still yeah, but they take for weight. So each one of us had the plate of almost three kilos oh yeah, especially like if the other calf or three kilo, 12 people, 2500, nothing with the beers yeah, we, we go eat together with how many we like 5 people yeah 5 yeah, 5 people, but then the thing is like we don't really eat that much too.
Speaker 1:I eat a lot, no.
Speaker 2:I mean, like normally, if it's nomukata, we're gonna eat like 2 times more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, and they're probably gonna be 3 times yeah normally if it's nomukata, we're gonna eat like two times more yeah yeah, yeah, of course, and they're probably gonna be three times, yeah, but it was.
Speaker 1:I enjoyed, like I never been to that place but I will go back there. I don't remember the name so I not say to the listeners, but it's like maybe you know it's in the back side of soy bonkot, so you know where is the soy where all the gentlemen buzz the love-in soy. You know, love-in soy.
Speaker 2:You know love-in, soy Love-in soy.
Speaker 1:You know, love-in soy when they have like a short time full of in. So you know this soy In the other soy next to it. There is one big mukata there.
Speaker 3:So yeah, it's good yeah very good, very good. You see, she's hungry.
Speaker 1:How are you hungry? You ate at BB restaurant like a few hours ago. It's okay. What did you eat in BB?
Speaker 2:Pork fried rice pork fried rice.
Speaker 1:Pork fried rice okay oh, I'm hungry.
Speaker 2:I just wake up as a couple fuck you, fuck you.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait, fuck you. After this, we are going to eat and I'm paying, and if you even touch your wallet, okay, you're not doing this podcast anymore.
Speaker 2:I can't even hold my wallet this Friday. I can switch my wallet and give it to you.
Speaker 1:We talked about this before. No, we said that today we take you eat somewhere nice. Okay, okay, no problem.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, come, I'll let you and by the way, the BB that we said before is a restaurant of my friend Derek. He's from America, Like he's an Asian guy, handsome guy kind of, and he's there all the time. I think he's married. I'm not sure I saw him with a baby, but I don't like to ask too much personal questions. And it's really the 7-Eleven in Soi Bon Cote. In the second 7-Eleven, If you drive nice restaurant small, they open really early. They take all the drunk people in, you know. So they open like five or six and four they are already closed. They want only the drunk people.
Speaker 2:Only like to jump out from the crab and go straight there to eat before sleep. Yeah, get very tired.
Speaker 1:It's a small restaurant. It's very small, but the food is good. And today even, by the way, when you know, I go to meet my friends, so some of my friends call me today also, from 69, they were near my room. They say, hey, we're here, we are looking for change room for one of our friends, just come be with us. So we walk around, we look few rooms, the rooms that are kind of cheap, between four thousand to six thousand, but good rooms. We went upstairs, we look at the rooms and then they just, okay, we know good restaurant. I said, okay, they drag me to bb restaurant also and they're like, hey, guy, how you doing? And I said, oh, I'm okay. And they look shocked how you know him. I said I know everyone.
Speaker 2:Come on, this is my job, I need to know everyone yeah, and in Soi Bongkot they have one of the barbecue restaurant that I really love which one.
Speaker 1:Kral Rishis where is that? Grill Rishis sorry yeah, which part of Soi Bonkot.
Speaker 2:I think Soi Bonkot 3, maybe.
Speaker 1:So at the beginning, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:So on the Thirse Road, right Thirse Road, it has like a top building. I think it's called LK something. Have many Condo right, okay, and then in the front of the Soi?
Speaker 1:Oh, you mean LK Empress, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in the oh you mean LK, lk, empress yeah, and the front of the President's.
Speaker 1:It's half, and after that you turn right to Soi.
Speaker 2:Benkot, it's like a horse crap. I never go in. It's like a go-go crap on the front the third road.
Speaker 1:Yes, no, so this is the tomboy. Gap the tomboy is it. Yeah, this is the tomboy club. I don't you, I just see it. But I don't know you remember before I was talking about the tomb. Yeah, yeah. Right next to the hotel, this is the tomboy club.
Speaker 2:No, not right next to the hotel, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I heard that at explaining and after that you mean over there have a closed mukata. Yeah, it's closed.
Speaker 2:It looks like a stone, but they make cement look like a stone. But they make like cement look like yeah, I've been there, yeah, I either really, yeah, I either.
Speaker 1:Last time we, we go to do go-kart with pim and the guys after this, pim say, oh, I'm hungry, let's go eat. And we all eat, but only scott sit like this what is this? I don't know how can I eat this and they have to cook for him. About the mukata I know, you know I'm, I'm basically almost died, but he's like I don't know what to do and they have to cook for him. About the mukata I know, you know I'm, I'm basically almost died, but he's like I don't know what to do and they have to explain everything. And he like I want chicken but they don't have chicken. Yeah, they have everything, but no chicken. Yeah, so it was funny.
Speaker 1:So we want to go there also last time. But then we changed. But the reason I do like to talk about restaurants here because many people come here and they are afraid about the food. You know, first even I mean the people that come thailand first time I remember when I came first time I didn't know how to order, I didn't know what to take. You know, everything is so right in th, especially on the carts or the street, and it's different.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you have even the noodle soup. You have so many kinds, the yellow sign, the white sign, and it's different, it's not the same. So one of them is sweet, one of them is sour, so you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:And I think the benefit of restaurants that normally they have menus and normally they have menus and normally they have menus in English. And some of the restaurants here are so shit, especially the ones in the main road, right, you know what I mean Are not good. But when you find a good small restaurant, I always want to recommend it, you know, because I want people to feel comfortable here with the food. I don't want people like I will not say other countries, but many people that go outside of their own country and come to southeast asia and the other areas here they get they scared to get food poisoning, especially in one main country which, which I will not name, and here it's not like that, like the food is very clean.
Speaker 2:I think I don't know like. Well, I never get food poisoned in my life, even if you're like in the side of the road, you know.
Speaker 1:The side of the road is better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but the food tastes better too.
Speaker 1:You never get food poisoning?
Speaker 2:really no, I don't think so, Except like eat too much and then I have to pick it up because I eat too much. Okay.
Speaker 1:And when you eat too much spicy, yeah, that also gives me a little bit hurt. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But not like food poisoning Okay.
Speaker 1:I get food poisoning, I think, two times in Thailand, but it was definitely my fault. Fault, like first time I get some dish that I normally know. I ordered um, I think it was a fried rice and I taste first and something tastes not, not, not right, but I think, oh, it's a new restaurant, I never eat it here. I finish all food poisoning five days. It was just bad. They give me bad food. Maybe the rice was too old, I don't know, but the food wasn't good.
Speaker 1:I don't need more, normally yeah and the second time it was like I was very drunk and I was walking near my street and I saw a group of thai guys and they calling me hey, hey, hey, come drink with us. I said, okay, come drink with them. And then they have like a fresh chop oh, fresh chopped meat it costs like two yeah with a lot of chili raw, raw, raw meat I like it, but no, no, I like it.
Speaker 1:I eat before also yeah, but you have to be careful though so their food, their meat wasn't fresh and I got five days food poisoning again.
Speaker 2:That's one that's specifically manual. Even me, I have to be careful, because if they chop it fresh, you know, and then it has to be very fresh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they eat it also. So I thought, okay, it's okay and it tasted okay, because you know, when it's so spicy, you don't know if it's.
Speaker 2:Stink or not yeah or if it's like yeah so it was okay.
Speaker 1:I was eating it with them, we were all eating, and the next time I was like good, I didn't go to the hospital, but it was close to that. So when I get it, I just tries to drink a lot of water, a lot, a lot, a lot. Take tablets, lot, take tablets. You know parts of the mold all the time and wait for it to go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so. I never have. I never have that experience. I think I have like kind of like iron stomach. I'm always very proud of it.
Speaker 1:My ex-wife had the same. She always say I never get it, never get it, never get it. The moment she moved to my country, everything is different, so the air is different, the water is different, everything. And she got food poisoning in my country and also she got like she cannot shit for like two weeks. You know what I mean. It was she. She cannot like she try and it's very hurt. And I think also, even if you think you have iron stomach, when you will go out and stay long time in different country, it will take your I think for sure like.
Speaker 2:I'm not again that's really because I cannot say that. But I'm not again that's really because I cannot say that.
Speaker 1:But I'm not again that like this thing okay I feel like it can happen, because I'm just comfortable in how long will it take me to convince you let's say, I bring you to my home, back home? How long it will take me to convince you to drink water from the tap?
Speaker 1:not long, I think because here you cannot do that. I don't know if the listeners know, but here you never drink from the tap. You buy waters or you drink what the hotel give. You do not ever drink from the tap because the water are not clean. Right, it's good for shower. You can even brush your teeth. Better use this. You don't want the water go inside your mouth. But in my country, no problem, everyone drink from the top. You can find the holes in the street and just if you you thirsty like this, no problem. Okay, guys, so we get a note that we have to close this episode. See you next week. Thank you everyone.
Speaker 2:Thank you, ellie thank you to you too thank you, fam.
Speaker 1:Please next time don't talk too much um. You have any words to our listeners, something you want to say?
Speaker 2:oh, thanks, so I will come and join you guys again on the next week, for sure and I will waiting for the apply for my future husband?
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