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My Thai Wife
There's more to Pattaya than drinking and meeting ladies.
Forget everything you thought you knew about Pattaya. While this coastal Thai city has earned its reputation for wild nightlife, there's a whole different world waiting to be explored when bar burnout inevitably hits.
In this refreshing episode, Mike and Scott welcome Pim back to the podcast as they dive into the countless activities available beyond the typical drinking and partying scene. The conversation flows naturally from high-octane adventures like go-karting and off-road motorbike tours through rice fields and rubber plantations, to more relaxed experiences such as fishing trips where chefs prepare your fresh catch right on the boat.
The trio shares personal experiences that paint a vivid picture of Pattaya's diverse offerings. Scott details his sailing certification course and plans to explore Thailand's world-class golf courses, while Pim surprises everyone with stories of her past as a ladyboy boxing champion. Each anecdote reveals something new about this multifaceted destination that many tourists never discover.
What makes this episode particularly valuable is its practical advice. From approximate pricing (4,000 baht for three hours of off-road biking, 1,500 baht for a night of Muay Thai matches) to specific recommendations like the Naklua fish market where you can buy seafood and have it barbecued on the spot, listeners gain actionable insights for their own adventures.
Whether you're a first-time visitor planning your trip or an expat looking to break out of your routine, this episode serves as a reminder that Thailand offers incredible diversity beyond the bar scene. As Mike aptly puts it, taking occasional breaks from partying allows you to "enjoy the bars better" when you return. Ready to discover the other side of Pattaya? This episode is your perfect starting point.
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Hello everyone and welcome back to my Thai Wife Podcast. I'm Mike and finally she's here. It took her one week to arrive, but she's here. She was busy last week. How are you doing, pim?
Speaker 2:I'm good thanks. How are you?
Speaker 1:I'm always good and we have Scott, scott. Now everyone can see who are we talking about All the notorious stories. No, not me, it's the other Scott, the fat Scott. How are you doing?
Speaker 4:yeah, oh god, thank you yeah well.
Speaker 1:We see each other almost every day, so you know I'm doing well. The only one we don't see that often is Pim how are you doing?
Speaker 2:doing good, yeah. He says yeah, like being a lazy girl.
Speaker 1:Being a lazy girl. Yeah, that's Thai style, I think.
Speaker 2:Not, everyone Not everyone.
Speaker 1:So we thought about what we are going to do in this episode and we decided we want to do something a bit different. So basically we want to talk about other things we can do in Pattaya rather than partying and doing naughty stuff all day long. So we did have some burnout days that we felt like fuck it, we cannot go to the bars anymore. What happened? But we felt like fuck it, we cannot go to the bars anymore. What happened? Just in general. You know, sometimes you overdo it and you are always in the bars, always drinking, meeting the same people, doing the same activities all the time, which is drinking and naughty shit.
Speaker 1:So sometimes you just say I cannot do that anymore, and many people think that this city is only about partying and fucking, which is not right. Drinking is also involved, but, being seriously, there are many other things we can do here. For example, scott, how many time already have we been to the go-kart?
Speaker 4:you may three times. Three times, yes. So Michelle's come twice and Tina's come twice, yeah, and it's good, it's, it's really good. It's good phone and it's not expensive and it's yeah, it's something to do to get away from it all yeah, and also the thing it's not about all the other activities, but those activities.
Speaker 1:they are not only operating during the daytime, right? For example, the go-kart, I think, it opens until 1 am or something like that, so you can just go there at 11, say, okay, I'm not drunk, but I can drive, yeah, having some fun, and, as you said, it's not expensive and it's actually like refreshing, you know yeah, yeah, no, it's, uh, it's really good though, um, I think when you said about like the burnout days, so I especially had it when I went to bangkok went to bangkok for work, bangkok for work yeah.
Speaker 4:Didn't really expect to drink that much. Ended up drinking Every day, every day in Bangkok, yeah but it's your boss' fault.
Speaker 1:He was like the menace.
Speaker 4:And then I came back and it was first night back in Pattaya, went out, second night out in Pattaya, went out, and I think we had a big run there, yeah. And then after it's like, yeah, we need some days off, but it's nice to meet up and it's nice to do something different.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like just go grab some food, do something else, like we were talking. You know what. I will even give a crazy example. I know we all know one lady boy named Kiwi she hasn't been on the podcast yet, but you were trying to actually like she used to be a Thai boxer, right, a Muay Thai boxer and you try to convince her, hey, let's go boxing sometimes, like let's do something different, not always like sitting in the same place drinking the same drinks. She wasn't available and she was. I think she didn't really understand your intentions behind it yeah because she's not very.
Speaker 1:It's not very she's not speaking very well english, as we say but like those kinds of things that you can do, like you can always go to some bar Even if you're alone here, let's say you don't have any friends, any mates, nothing. Go to some bar, meet some nice lady or ladyboy, but do something else. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Take her to the movies. Yeah, I've taken, I've been to the beach with a few, just you know, and that doesn't cost anything. Really, I don't know.
Speaker 1:It does you have to pay for the chair.
Speaker 4:You have to pay for the drinks.
Speaker 1:You have to pay for her time some time.
Speaker 4:But it's yeah, but it's nice. I think most of them will go and do something with you.
Speaker 1:During the daytime. Yeah, as long as you don't have to pay the bar fine, which is basically bar fine, is just extending to the listener. You pay bar fine in order to take it out of the bar for that day. So there is like two kinds of bar fine, which one of them is show time yeah and the other one is a long time, which means the whole night the whole night.
Speaker 4:Yeah, those prices like yeah but the first time we went go-karting you brought Pim, I brought a girl that I was seeing yeah you still haven't mentioned Pim's go-karting experience. No, we haven't spoken about it yet I don't know if she wants to talk about it let's just say she will not be in the next F1 tournament.
Speaker 4:But we had fun and it was just the four of us on the track and it was good. So, yeah, there's definitely lots to do here. So when I've been here before, I used to do motocross back in the UK, yeah, and when I used to come over here with friends, we would often go on like enduro bikes so off-road bikes for like three, four hours. There's a really good place in Pattaya that does.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they take you to the mountains. Yeah, yeah, like a track?
Speaker 4:no, it's yeah. And if you're, if you're a tourist here or even if you live here and you can, you can ride a motorbike. They do it for all abilities. So if you're a pro, then they can go, absolutely beast you. But if you're not, then they'll take you.
Speaker 1:You took the pro option.
Speaker 4:No, no, I took the middle one and then….
Speaker 1:The babies. You went with the young children. No, no.
Speaker 4:They still fuck me up Really.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:But no, they, they'll cater for all abilities. Um so if if you live here, if you're a tourist here and you can ride a motorbike, I'd definitely recommend it, because you see so much more of the country than you would by just sitting in well, on the area at least, because, yeah, yeah, the whole country.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, at least if we're talking Chonbui Panglamung, yeah, yeah exactly, so you know you can come here.
Speaker 4:You can sit in Pattaya. The good thing is, you'll burn loads of alcohol off and also, don't do those stuff when you're drunk. No, no, but we we would do it the day after and you were hung over, and after five minutes you're not hung over anymore.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you sweat everything out and you're shitting yourself. So um, so yeah, but that that's really good. And you, you see so much, you know they take you through like the rice fields, through rubber plantations, uh, just loads of stuff that you wouldn't that, you wouldn't that, you wouldn't say yeah. And I've done that in lots of other countries as well. I've done it in Cambodia, I've done it in Dubai, other places in Europe.
Speaker 1:It's, it's a really good way of seeing countryside, was this one, the cheapest option, because I remember we spoke about it. You told me it wasn't that cheap.
Speaker 4:No, so it's for a three hour one. It's about 4,000 baht For three hours. It's worth it. The bikes are really good. The bikes are in really good condition. All the equipment is new enough brand new, all in really good condition. All the equipment is new enough brand new, all in really good condition, which is important. Um, I've done it other places and the equipment wasn't quite so as uh as maintained as this yeah so you're on some rickety piece of shit.
Speaker 4:So, uh yeah, doing it here is really good, so that's one thing that I want to start doing again, I want actually to get help perspective, people perspective.
Speaker 1:So there's someone that actually lives here, right, yeah, and now you're that you are not working in the bus, like what, what other activities not only you do but you would recommend to people doing here outside of drinking in the bars every day?
Speaker 2:For me it's like on the beach in the evening or in the early, something like that night okay. So it's like uh, before before I work in a bar and then I'm finished work, I'm just hanging out with friends to the beach road and we grab some food.
Speaker 1:We got some drink I heard the term, that's called the coconut bar, but I think you don't mean that that doesn't mean that yeah but for this time.
Speaker 2:I mean, what is?
Speaker 1:someone doesn't really going out, I wasn't really going out and I just um meet friend from like a other bells or yeah, I doesn't meet them a lot like before, just some okay but let's say you want to wind out, you want to do something like different. What would you go for? Like would you do motorbike like motocross biking?
Speaker 4:no, we saw her go karting probably, yeah, I think wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:I have to stop you. I think most of the ties better on the motorbike than on the car, like on the go kart. She didn go-kart, she didn't did, let's say she didn't give her best performance. She was just crashing all the time into the walls yeah, just let the start, and then I crash, yeah and they had to come and rescue you because your, your cart was stuck under the safety tire and it's for a second time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think with motorbike you will be more comfortable, even if it's a dirt bike.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry to do motorbike first. Never try with car. I never drive car. I feel like car is too big for me.
Speaker 1:Okay, and.
Speaker 2:I'm feeling like I see like accident from the car. It's different control, yeah, different control, and it's hard to control, like everything in one's time.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, so you can ride a motorbike.
Speaker 2:Motorbike yeah, I can, With gears, Not big bike With gear yeah, I can.
Speaker 1:But not big bikes.
Speaker 2:Not big bikes, okay.
Speaker 1:And dirt bikes, huh Like mot bikes like motocross Not on the road.
Speaker 2:On the road I can.
Speaker 1:No, but not on the road, sorry, again Off the road, like go to the mountain with the big one.
Speaker 2:No, I can't.
Speaker 3:Okay, so it's not good activity for her.
Speaker 2:Maybe because I've never tried before.
Speaker 4:She will just crash into the first three.
Speaker 1:Never try, never know it's like the slogan of Pataya the lady was in Pataya never try, never know yeah, you could be the champion you might be. You have to give it a chance. But other than that, let's say you have a budget of. Let's say you have a budget of, let's say, 10,000 baht that you have to spend today of other activities, what would you do in Pattaya?
Speaker 2:I don't have anything in my mind really go shooting paintball or go do jet ski for me it's like because many places doing that like just ski your butt on a boat, but if. I need the place for for going out. I I think it's just me, because I'm not going out, you know.
Speaker 1:I find it interesting and I tell you why. Yeah, my ex-wife also. She used to live here and she knew nothing about Pattaya, like where it can go, what it can do. I had to teach her everything, like even the teppercit market. She didn't know about it. I said, hey, let's go to the teppercit market. What is the teppercit market? Like some of the thais not all, but like they're living in their own bubble they go to, let's say, they walk in the bar. So they go to the bar, drink with friends, go to the room and this is like the cycle, right?
Speaker 1:so we're here, to teach you what you can do in Pattaya.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly, but like saying that I know I'm guilty of that. Living in the UK, it was.
Speaker 1:Staying in your own bubble.
Speaker 4:There's stuff. You know there's so much to see in the UK and you know I'd have family that would visit from overseas and they would do all this stuff and be like, oh, have you done this?
Speaker 1:Have you done this? No, and they would do all this stuff and be like, oh, have you done this? Have you done this no?
Speaker 4:It's on your doorstep.
Speaker 1:So you think it's because we are still in a kind of like vacation mode in our heads?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, we're actively going out and looking for stuff to do, maybe not vacation mode, but, like I used to have loads of hobbies in the UK, so now I'm living here I need to start those up again, because I would go out once a week if that now it's three, four, five, you know a whole week, yeah so I know that I need to stop doing that. It's not sustainable, um, and it's better for your mind to go out and actually do something. Yeah, do something active and that isn't just dancing yeah.
Speaker 1:So when we met michelle for the last few times, we were actually having this conversation a lot of okay, we are partying too much, we are drinking too much, we really have to do something else, and all of us kind of don't want to stay in the room all the time yeah because it's it can get like, because it's not really our home, like the room that we live in we don't really feel like it's a comfortable place. It's more, you always say it's like a prison yeah, sometimes it can be.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I get like like cabin fever and what is that? I don't know this term. So, uh, cabin fever is what like sailors used to get hundreds of years ago when they were you know, they've been on the boat for so long that you just have to, you just hate it, you just want to get out oh okay, so you just jump into the water you want to get off kind of thing, so yeah, cabin fever Well, you can get off here very easily. So yeah, it's just like feeling trapped.
Speaker 4:And you're just like oh, like I'm stuck in the room, like yesterday we were talking about today.
Speaker 1:You know, we went out really hungover it was two days ago, not yesterday, Was it Yesterday? You stayed in the room and we were talking about maybe we go out it was like 1 or 2 am, I don't remember and you said, no, no, fuck it. So yeah it's.
Speaker 4:Yeah, sometimes you stay in the room because you're hungover and it's like I don't want to do anything else when I sit on the sofa. But yeah, it's. But even if you're not hungover and you're sitting in the room all the time, it's yeah, it can get a bit boxy, like you're just stuck.
Speaker 1:But we were talking about badminton.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:We were talking about going fishing, which I promised I will arrange and I still haven't done anything about it.
Speaker 3:So it's my fault, fault yeah but I like fishing.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you like fishing, have you went?
Speaker 3:fishing before.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do Boat fishing from the boats. No, would you join us?
Speaker 1:if we do something like that.
Speaker 2:When I don't know yet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I need to arrange it, but it will be like three or four hours. We rent the big boat from Bali Hai, the pier here in Pattaya, patria called bali high. So we will rent. I'm not telling you, I'm telling them, you know, bali high. Of course. We will rent a big boat over there and then they give you the whole, all everything, sorry, all the equipment that you need it's so good, it's such a good, all the equipment that you need, and they bring like people that help you if you don't know how to do and there is a chef.
Speaker 1:So actually the fish that you catch, they cook for you. Oh yeah, I hear about it and it's like five thousand for four hours, something like that. Yeah, not per person, like the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, so pim will pay for us 5,000. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Thank you, ha ha, yeah, no, that'd be good.
Speaker 1:So it's again badminton fishing. I want to go shooting range, but none of you guys really interested into.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Well, it's. The problem is I just find it really expensive here.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 4:Shooting range is expensive, so like I've said I used to have guns in the UK.
Speaker 1:And we know how much ammunition actually costs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we know how expensive it is.
Speaker 1:No, I mean it's not that expensive, yeah, yeah. You should buy a bullet for about a dollar.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, so yeah. I'll do it at some point, but at the minute I've got no massive urge to spend that money have you tried jet skiing here? No, so I haven't done that yet. So I.
Speaker 1:I never did it anywhere in the world, like it's very popular in my country, but I never even tried it. The reason I don't try it here is because there is the whole jet ski scam that everyone is talking about. You heard about it, so basically what they do you rent a jet ski right and then you give them your passport information. Without it they will not let you rent a jet ski and it's very cheap. But the jet ski also already have like some broken parts on it.
Speaker 3:Right Like.
Speaker 1:I mean just the body, and when you go in the water it's automatically fall off. And then they blame you. Oh, you break the jet ski. You have to pay an absurd amount of money, like I don't know 20,000 baht for a piece of plastic which you really didn't break. So this used to be a common scam in Thailand. I don't know if it's still going on, but it's kind of scary because I want to enjoy it but I don't want to get scammed.
Speaker 1:So there was a famous story. I think it was here in Pattaya, but I'm not sure. So there was a famous story. I think it was here in Pattaya, but I'm not sure. So there were some guys in the military and they were yeah, I think it was here in Pattaya and one of the guys like this there is a military base around here, right, an American one, I think it's American one. So one of the guys went and took a jet ski and they did a scam, that scam to him. So one of the guys went and took a jet ski and they did a scam, that scam to him, and they tried to scam him for like, even more, like 50,000 or 60,000. I don't remember. And they actually called the police but he called his commander and his direct commander is like the integrator between the U S army and Thai army, like some big, big shot guy, you know, and he just came there with with some Thai general and they sorted it out.
Speaker 4:But it was lucky for the other guy, because your general person wouldn't be able to do that so I don't want to try it, but we need to find a cool place for it.
Speaker 3:But also you are like British.
Speaker 1:You will get burned in minutes in the sun.
Speaker 4:No, it's good yeah. I mean I went sailing, didn't I like a few weeks ago, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a good example actually to something that, even if you cannot find something in Pattaya, thailand in general, is so cheap to travel in, like you can go anywhere any in thailand for about 1000 baht, 1500 baht yeah, any place yeah and then there are lots of activities to do.
Speaker 4:Yeah, elsewhere I don't I don't know if I spoke about on the previous one. I don't think so. I don't want to keep yeah no, go on I don't repeat myself. So yeah, I did the sailing course in phuket um, which was like from zero experience to being able to skip a yacht so you can go and rent your own yacht, but you got the speaker, the skipper, like certificate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay so, um.
Speaker 4:So if we wanted to go down to the marina and say, okay, we're, we want to hire a yacht, like I could you can just keep it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's nice. So, um, so that was that was a really good course, but because I did it, so they do it from uh in patea as well. There's the school, so there's one in patea and then there's one in piquet. Um, piquet was good because I'd never been there before and we went all around the islands, so we went to like Krabi and then we went down to Phi Phi and all around there, so it was like it was amazing to see the again, just like different parts of Thailand.
Speaker 4:That you wouldn't normally see, so that was really good.
Speaker 1:Would you think about like sometimes because now you kind of live here, right Would you think sometimes take just a week off and just go to another place in Thailand to experience it. Would you do something like that? Or right now your mind is more okay. I'm in Pattaya, I have to.
Speaker 4:No, no, I think, yeah, I think, like I know I had said in the first episode that I was on, I think that I'd only come to Pattaya every time I came here, pattaya, pattaya.
Speaker 3:Every time I came here, pattaya, pattaya.
Speaker 1:That was it so now.
Speaker 4:I have explored a bit more and we got a bit sick of it.
Speaker 1:Not sick Sick is not the right word but, as you said, burnout, like when you stay here all the time.
Speaker 4:So it's yeah, yeah, it's, uh, yeah, I'll definitely go on holiday to other places. So I mean, I've got um family that are potentially gonna come in, like the next sort of six months or something, so so then I'll probably go. Yeah, no, no, like my sister and her husband they want to come over, so they always message me about flights and stuff. So, yeah, so I'd probably take them somewhere else.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't let them stay in Pattea.
Speaker 4:They might like it too much.
Speaker 1:Your sister after one week has a ladyboy boyfriend yeah and her husband is split up.
Speaker 4:No, so, so yeah, so I'll definitely, you know, take a week off and go somewhere else in Thailand do you recommend us somewhere in Thailand to go, except of your hometown?
Speaker 3:where's your hometown.
Speaker 2:Where's your hometown? My hometown is in Chantaburi Chantaburi.
Speaker 4:Okay, you know where is that. No, no, sorry yeah it's not famous.
Speaker 2:It is famous For tourists.
Speaker 1:All the tourists that are doing visa runs go from there.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah the border.
Speaker 1:So it's on the border with Cambodia?
Speaker 2:Yeah, ah, okay from there oh, yeah, yeah, yeah the border. So it's on the border with Cambodia yeah, my home near border Cambodia, so my home is like half beach also and half river on the wayside near border.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she mean not her home, she mean her province, her home doesn't have a beach.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, oh fancy.
Speaker 1:Oh, she's actually the son of the king.
Speaker 4:I mean it's like yeah. You have a beach, you have a river.
Speaker 2:That's what I mean like, yeah, in a city, I mean it's like in a, then you can go to the beach in time and then you can go to the river around.
Speaker 1:Have you traveled around Thailand Like, have you been to the north or the south?
Speaker 2:I've not been to the north or south yet. I've just been to the. East and North yeah.
Speaker 1:That's it, just East and Pattaya.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, no, just East and Central. It's like a green, a green card You've been to Phuket. Phuket, not yet, so not.
Speaker 1:Phuket, not Chiang Mai, chiang Rai.
Speaker 2:Krabi nothing, no, no, islands, islands.
Speaker 1:Koh Samui. You've been to Koh Samui.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I've been before.
Speaker 2:And then you know Koh Samui, koh.
Speaker 1:Samui yeah, I've been before, okay, and I know Koh.
Speaker 2:Samet, koh Samet, koh Chang yeah Koh Samui, wait, wait, koh Samui is near Koh Phangan.
Speaker 1:I don't think you've been there.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:How can you be there if you've never been to Phuket?
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:I forget it. You've never been there.
Speaker 2:I've never been there. I've never been there, sorry. You forget, she forgets that she never was there. I forget about the Thai word.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Sorry, english, english too much.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you've never been there.
Speaker 2:Never been, never been, okay, never been. Khaosamui, only Khaosamui.
Speaker 1:So only the Pattaya area. Area, area this area.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you're actually not a good.
Speaker 1:You cannot give us good advices no, I can give you advice about pocket. I didn't like it. I find I didn't like it. So I find it. First of all, it's more expensive, much more expensive, and I didn't like the general environment over there. So basically they have the menron road, vangala road over there and patong beach and that's it like. Yeah, phuket is a huge area, but this is the main tourist area and it's like two streets and outside of that is like the dark side here in pattaya, there is nothing. So I was very disappointed, extremely disappointed.
Speaker 2:I hear about it. It's like just big but quiet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just like the place for family or kind of yes, yeah, it became like that, I think, since, well, the war with Russia and Ukraine, so many of those guys came here to stay here, and that's part of it. That it's kind of changed Like Phuket is very Russian now, which is good and bad, like there is benefits to everything and yeah, this is that, that what's going on. You never be. Oh, you've been there and you didn't like it. Also like the city, yeah, the city you find.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I didn't like baton there was there. There was areas in around phuket that were nice, that we found, but I didn't go to the like the old town or anything like that, so but apparently that's supposed to be good, that's supposed to be really nice.
Speaker 1:I had only three days when I was there. So I said like I will stay in the main area, because for me, as a person that normally goes to pata, I say, oh, the main area is supposed to be amazing, like this is the place to go. And it was like, oh, the I don't know 50 same bars that you go at and everyone like harassing you even more than Pattaya, like grabbing you, and then you get beaten up and arrested yeah, that's your style, that's more of your style so, yeah, no, I wasn't arrested almost
Speaker 4:it was close yeah, voluntarily arrested myself, but yeah, so it's.
Speaker 1:I wasn't too keen on Puka either, but have you been to I'm going back to Pattaya have you been to the fish market in Nacla?
Speaker 3:so it's actually a nice place.
Speaker 1:So there is to the fish market in Nacla, no, so it's actually a nice place. So there is a big fish market over there that you can go and buy fish and any seafood that you want, and outside of it there is a park and near the park there are many people that have like open barbecues and you give them like the fish that you bought and everything. You pay them. I don't know 50 baht, I don't remember how much, yeah, and you pay them. I don't know 50 baht, I don't remember how much, yeah, and they make everything on the spot and then you can rent like the picnic blanket and everything. Just nice place like to spend the afternoon. Yeah, like, not me and you, it will be kind of weird not me and you sitting here a picnic eating, but with some nice lady or lady boy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like spending the time. You should try it once, especially if you like fish or seafood and it's really nice it's really close to the temple, the century of truth, what the name of the temple? The wood temple, the temple made of wood, I think, yeah, yeah, I think, century, yeah, of truth, as he said. So, yeah, it's really close to there, so it's nice. And actually, nakloa, you not go there too much, right? You never been there? No, to the north area of Pathe no it's completely different. You have to give it a try.
Speaker 4:I've been to. Is it Wangamat, Wangamat?
Speaker 1:Where is that?
Speaker 2:The beach. Is it like a Beach Beach? Yeah, when?
Speaker 4:That's north of Pattaya Beach, north Pattaya.
Speaker 2:Beach. That's as north as I've been, but that's a really nice beach, clean, yeah, it's really nice beach, okay, really clean.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's really nice, really clean. When I went it wasn't too busy, okay, so that's a nice beach to go to.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna say like this morning in the morning is not really busy.
Speaker 1:It's like In a day or evening? Okay, yeah, I would give it a try. What the name again? Okay, yeah, I cannot even say that, but I will look well, I said, I said wonga definitely not there.
Speaker 4:That's how it's spelled.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so yeah, you have that. You have have Nakloa area. You've been to Jontien already, right. Yeah yeah, you liked it, parts of it. I found myself, when I was there, just being drawn to Pattaya, so my grief with Jontien is that because many of the people that live there are old people, like even for retirees, they are old, Like they are 60, 70 up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's kind of dead in the night, like in the daytime it's busy, but you see everyone like walking with a cane or whatnot. Everyone is so old over there Really, and nighttime, like after 10, it's dead. Yeah, it's dead yeah like there is nothing there. There is like two, two areas that still have people, so one of them is the gay area that's called super town. Uh, it's right when you enter. Why are you smiling?
Speaker 4:I don't know, I'm just I'm just giving information.
Speaker 3:We are sitting here with lady boy we are speaking about lady boys all the time.
Speaker 1:I just said yeah, yeah you are like a young boy just looking very intensely at me while you're saying it okay, and there is another, uh, behind it, well, behind the main road, there is like a bar complex which is kind of big, with many, many. It actually looks like if you've been to Myth Night, which used to be so it made in Thailand like many open bars.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, no, when I was there, I went to the night market there, which was really good, okay For food. So there's just loads of street food places, so you can just get whatever you want. Whatever you want. So that was really good, but I didn't really drink around there because, like you said, it was just a bit dead and a bit quiet.
Speaker 1:And also the people that you meet in the bars there are like….
Speaker 4:I just didn't even go to any because there were some nice looking bars on the, you know, on the beach front. But you'd walk past and there would be no one in there.
Speaker 1:And then you're kind of like I don't want to go in there, there's no one in there, so I just go to, I agree there is good food over there and if you want to spend like one or two quiet nights, it's a good place to go, but it's not as lively. Yeah, like Pattaya even now, since everything moved out of the beach road and actually all the nightlife moving east in Pattaya. Like almost all these areas, even where we are now, which is kind of the south part in Pattaya, like almost all these areas, even where we are now, which is kind of the south part of Pattaya.
Speaker 1:Always. You see people here like there is always something to do. I know you live like kind of in the north side of Pattaya and it's also we've been there before. There are many things to do, many restaurants over there, yeah.
Speaker 2:I rather have more, just just have more, like there's a wrong and they start to have like big market now.
Speaker 1:Would you know he's thinking about going golfing. Would you go golf with him? Play golf, hey, play golf. I never played golf. This is not what I asked. I didn't ask if you play golf. I asked if you would go play golf with him.
Speaker 2:Maybe Would you walk.
Speaker 1:You need to walk a lot and carry this.
Speaker 4:No, to be fair, they have buggies over here.
Speaker 1:Really, so you don't have to carry anything.
Speaker 4:It's pretty much like a standard thing.
Speaker 1:I think because of the heat, most of the people there are.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know Everything that I've ever, so I haven't played golf here. I yeah, I don't know everything that I've ever when I've looked, so I haven't played golf here. I've had friends that have played golf here and there's some stunning golf courses, yeah, so, and compared to the UK, like it's reasonably, yeah, and it's not raining all the time it's reasonably priced and you're not going to play on anything like this back in the UK unless you're spending, you know, hundreds of pounds, so hundreds of pounds for one day yeah, some.
Speaker 4:Yeah, really, some of it's to do with, like, the prestige of it and stuff, but okay, some of its quality, uh. But some of the courses here, how? Much is that like you pay here.
Speaker 1:I never.
Speaker 4:I'm not a golfer, I never, even so I've seen some that are like 2,000 baht For a day. Yeah, up to like 4,000 baht. That's on a day, isn't it? But I think that includes like a buggy and you have a caddy as well, that will help you, okay, so, yeah, it's quite good. So I'm looking forward to doing that, because when I did the off-road motorbiking, I went past a golf course and I could just see this grass that was so green.
Speaker 1:I'd never seen it so green, and I was like, oh my God, that's incredible.
Speaker 4:So yeah, that's definitely something I want to do, yeah actually we had to do some walking today in Pattaya.
Speaker 1:I mean for some personal reasons, but we were walking around and there are many places that are specialized in golf tourings, like golf tours.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So for the people that don't know, you can just find those bars, because most of them say golf, whatever this is their name, and they are doing tours and you can sign yourself in for like any day that you want to go out we've seen a few and there's, you know, some three days a week, some are five, six days a week, and there'll be different courses with different people.
Speaker 4:So it's my plan to try and do that, to try and get out and meet new people, not just you. What about Michel? Come on, what about Michel? I go to the gym with Michel now. So, yeah, it's a way of meeting people. So if you're sitting here and you used to play golf back home or you do play golf, then I think it's a good way of getting out and meeting new people, as well, yeah, we were talking today also.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you ever been to, but we want to go to a Muay Thai like night you know, in the arena, the arena sometimes they have like Muay Thai fighting.
Speaker 2:The Max Boxing Stadium.
Speaker 1:I don't know the name of the place, but there is a big arena here and sometimes they do a fight night, so they have like 12 boxers, like six matches, something like that.
Speaker 2:Do you mean yeah, boxing stage, yeah yeah, yeah, it's named Max? Have you been there before? Yeah, I've been one time, two timesian stage it's named Max Motenko. Have you been there before? Yeah, I've been one time, two times, like that.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like in big matches.
Speaker 2:In big in Bangkok.
Speaker 1:No, no here.
Speaker 2:But when you?
Speaker 1:went. Was it like big tournaments or just?
Speaker 2:Just like a tournament in Local tournament.
Speaker 1:Yeah, local tournament. Okay, how much does it cost?
Speaker 2:For I think it'd be like 1,500.
Speaker 1:1,500 for a person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, For the whole night right. Yeah right, yeah right.
Speaker 1:Not for just match, for one match, just for the whole night, the whole night. Okay, that's reasonable price also. Yeah, yeah, as we said, said like you can spend the night over there. Yeah, you will do some drinking, but it will be yeah, yeah different experience than the bars, and that can be an option yeah was it good?
Speaker 2:yeah, it was, that's good. But um, for me it's like uh, if you've been in the the big match, it's gonna be like have fun more, because local matches like more tourists come and much, yeah, more chinese tourists. They are like a big group. You know what I mean. Yeah, and it's have, it's have fun, but it's it's like um, they, they say big and sometimes like I don't know what people think, but I think they speak loud sometimes.
Speaker 1:Loud.
Speaker 2:Loud yeah. Yeah, okay, but yeah, it could be because, like, yeah, boxing and they have fun and they yeah.
Speaker 1:but it's also a different culture. The Thai are very. They try normally to speak very quiet and calmly, normally when they're not drunk, at least Apart from ladyboys yeah, come on, when they are not drunk, at least apart from lady boys yeah, come on, we are not even comparing that like the other day that we were in the bar and there was like it was so funny. We sat in the bar and there was like one lady boy there and she saw customers and she called them hello, they are not listening then she just went hey, where are you come here?
Speaker 1:and they were like shocked, you know, with their main voice.
Speaker 2:I have a sound. I did that before wait.
Speaker 1:So that's not your real voice. No, that's not. That's not. We need to do an episode that she only speaks in her real voice. It will be funny you can do this man real voice, okay, okay so, with your fake voice, with your man fake voice kind of like much better than that voice.
Speaker 1:By the way, if we are talking, we already talked about boxing. You know that you have boxing experience. Have you heard about that? No, so I'll just give you the end of the story and she can fill it up. She actually won a tournament first place in a boxing match. Really, you want to talk about it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. That time before I had surgery they had like the ice rink in Thailand. He had the restaurant and he wanted to promote his restaurant with something like ladyboy, ladyboy boxing, yeah, like.
Speaker 1:And before that she was a bit more heavy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, more heavy and no boobs. No boobs Because they said yeah more heavy and no boobs, because they said like no surgery, no anything. No, put any silicone on face. Like natural lady boy just have five.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then, like at, a winner is got 7,000 like that.
Speaker 3:How many fights you had.
Speaker 2:I had three rounds. Three rounds, that's it, and she won. Yeah, I won Like I won in a match and I won from like most people were out there.
Speaker 1:Voting like the people vote.
Speaker 2:Yeah, people vote like a good match, okay, yeah but I must say that I saw the video.
Speaker 1:It's not like a professional boxing, like I saw the way she was boxing.
Speaker 2:It's more like street fighting okay, you know, yeah, it's more like like.
Speaker 1:I saw the way she swang.
Speaker 4:It's like you know the whole, the whole movement, but it's still funny.
Speaker 1:And, by the way, send me the video. We can upload it to the YouTube channel so you guys can find it out there. It's a short video of her boxing.
Speaker 2:I'm sure you would love to see it also yeah, because it's how I can remind I love games.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, but I want to know fair fight if I put you with Kiwi. Who win?
Speaker 2:Kiwi I could have, I could have punished myself because she, she had the experience right for me.
Speaker 4:I don't want to punish my friend like that but if you had to wait, wait, wait, I have an idea if you guys want, we can do on the Patreon a special match between her and Kiwi.
Speaker 1:It will be, expensive for you guys, but it will be worth it. No naked match, they will still wear clothes, but nice boxing fight. I can arrange that. We can arrange that, I know yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, Kiwi.
Speaker 1:No, no, I talk with Kiwi. Kiwi is my friend.
Speaker 4:This is going to be like when you know, like Conor McGregor or someone, calls someone out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's great, like who is calling Kiwi out now on a podcast.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's Kiwi customers I'm going to smash their head Right listening to Kiwi.
Speaker 1:Kiwi cannot speak English, Just blah, blah, blah in. Thai. It would be great, we can do that. Yeah, yeah, and then we will do the wait-ins, you know Face-offs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the face-offs, no that would be good. Would you be?
Speaker 1:open for something like this Think about it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, think about it.
Speaker 1:Okay, think about it. Listen, if you want it to happen, just comment down below and I promise you I can convince her. It's all about the money here in Pattaya, guys.
Speaker 4:Don't forget about that. What I was going to say is that's why you don't fuck with ladyboys either, because most of what do you mean by you say fuck with ladyboys Like? Don't. Mess with them Because most I don't want to say most but a lot have had my tie experience growing up some of them yeah, I'm not saying all of them.
Speaker 1:But there's, I've spoke to a lot and you have to remember that they are basically it's a man body and they are slim and most of them go to the gym. Most of them are kind of strong, like they are not buffed. They don't want to be buffed, but they are kind of strong. So the other day I will not say the name, but I've been with someone that we call the investment and we were talking about choking and she said I can choke you and you can cannot do anything. And I say come on, you're like like that, what are you talking about? I can flip you over.
Speaker 1:She said I can choke you and you cannot do anything. And I say come on, you are like that, what are you talking about? I can flip you over. She said no, if you lay down and I'm behind you, I choke you. You cannot move. And she was right. I was like that like for three minutes until she let go. Really, yeah, I know you are disappointed of me, but she is more strong than she looks and you know she's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:You know who is the investment.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you later.
Speaker 1:The one that say relax girl, that's it Alright. Alright, I know so.
Speaker 4:What else?
Speaker 1:is there to do. There is actually one more thing is there to do. There is actually one else, one more thing we have to do. We have to finish this episode because we are running out of time, but we can do a second part some other time. And also I know definitely we have you on the next week because we want to do like a regular conversation about what's going on in the naughty areas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, p a regular conversation about what's going on in the naughty areas. There is anything you want to say to our friends here?
Speaker 2:yeah, thank you to listener listener. There are more than one listeners okay yeah, so thank you for us and I hope you guys enjoyed this episode.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much yeah, and don't, when you come here, don't just as we said, don't get burned out by the bars and whatnot. Try to do something else. If you want advices like where to go, you can also message us. We will probably even go with you if it's something nice to do, right? So thank you guys, scott, any closing words.
Speaker 4:No, no, I was just going to say what you've pretty much just said yeah like get out and do something else. It isn't just the bars it. It's good to have a break and then you enjoy the bar better yeah. I think when you have a break, to be honest, to be honest.
Speaker 1:If people are looking for us, most of the time they will find us in the bars. It's not like we are totally avoiding the bars right now, but we still try to do something else yeah and again any question, that you have just send us an email to mytaiwifepod at gmailcom.
Speaker 1:Try to look at our patreon. If you see something that you like, don't forget. If you want a boxing match between her and kiwi, let me know and we will upload also the her match, her boxing match from before. So be ready for that and thank you guys. See you next time.